WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of princely chicken's dominion maintained. Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Samuel Beckett: It got tired of waiting. Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death. Conan Doyle: It is quite a three-pipe problem, Watson. T. S. Eliot: To examine the wasteland for worms. Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life. Darth Vader: (Whshhhhhhhhsh) Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side. Martin Luther King: It had a dream. Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road. Edgar Allan Poe Never More. Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

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