Turnabout Loli Gang Wars Loli is victim of a driveby from another loli Shitposters ruin everything edition A weapon to surpass lolis…. Persons
Lead Defense Attorney
Kay “Gang Loli” Faraday
15 bullet wounds. Cause of death: blood loss due to bullet wounds. ETD: 3:30pm
Pink Barbie Jeep. Engine was modified, can go up to 60km/h.
9mm, 12 on the ground
15 of them, found inside the victim
An Affidavit saying that Pearl Fey did not show up to school on the day of the murder.
Matched the bullets onscene, had Trucy Wright’s fingerprints.
evidence must be accepted by judge
before being added to the record above
Opening Statement: The defendant, Pearl Fey, shot the victim from a moving vehicle at 3:30pm this afternoon. The victim, Kay Faraday, was riddled with bullets while walking down the sidewalk in a residential neighborhood. There were two witnesses. The car reported at the scene matches the description of Pearl’s vehicle. While we don’t have the gun, we clearly picked up bullet casings coming from a 9mm submachine gun, a weapon that was found registered by Pearl Fey. Testimonies and other details: Emmy Altava, Detective Facts of the Case 1. The victim is Kay Faraday. She was murdered in a driveby incident yesterday at 3:30 pm. 2. Cause of death was blood loss due to gun wounds. Bullets found inside her body suggest a submachine gun was used. 3. Aside from the victim, the gun opened fire at nearby buildings. 4. Witnesses in the area describe a car that matches with Ms. Fey’s own car. 5. As for why we arrested her… the bullets match with a 9mm gun that was registered to Ms. Pearl, however, said gun is still missing. 6. That is all. a. During the investigation, we found out the car’s engine had been messed with. The thing can actually run up to 60km/h The victim was heading home that day. Where exactly did the bullets hit her? The wounds hit her most on the side of her body, as it was a driveby. Right side. Can you specify the nearby buildings? Well, as it was a residential area, the bullets hit some houses. Broke some windows and stuff. Barbie Jeep The engine… was modified to go up to 60 km/h (37 MPH) We have reports from the school. Pearl Fey did not attend school that day. Lana S. Grossberg, Fitness Instructor (First Witness) Lana’s Testimony 1. I was in my studio on the other side of the street that day. 2. Doing my usual training, at I saw a car stopping by the street around 3:20 PM
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And then another car was slowly riding on the right side of the street. I heard a lot of gunshots! The first car I saw by my side of the street started to shot too! It was like on war. Or maybe like in these TV shows. The cars rode down the street and disappeared. The last thing I saw before fainting was a little girl with bullets on her body everywhere! a. I’m not sure where exactly the girl was shot. b. But she was covered in a lot of bullets. 10. It was too much for me… 11. I don’t remember anything else The studio is in my house. It’s a small studio. There were two cars. The second looked like a barbie toy car. I had no visual of the person in car number two, I was on the other side of the street and the windows were dark. New Evidence Diagram: Car 2 was the Barbie Jeep, Car 1 was an Ice Cream Van. Van was the one that stopped. Marvin Grossberg, Entrepreneur (Second Witness) What I saw 1. I was sitting in my living room, waiting for my wife to get home. It was her turn to drive the van, you see. 2. I was watching through the window, when I saw it drive up! 3. The van sat there for a minute, and a young girl in an extremely fast barbie jeep drove up as well. 4. The passenger window rolled down… and someone started firing! It wasn’t my wife! 5. A poor girl on the street was brutally murdered… and my van is still missing! 6. That’s all. They wore a ski mask, but looked childsized. Sounded like one too! Ski Mask yelled something about a “Truce” Turned out to be “Trucy” Lana and Marvin are divorced. Marvin lives across the street from Lana There were two passengers in the van According to Marvin, the two cars were parallel in the middle of Marvin and Lana’s homes. Van found by detective. Contained a MAC11 with fingerprints belonging to Trucy. Both witnesses were accomplices. Trucy was the killer. (Mr. Hat may prove Lana’s innocence… part 2 foreshadow?) RUBY ROTTWEILERS WILL RISE AGAIN.
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