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Beth’s Ponderings It’s back to school time for a number of children, young adults, and adults. While my sister and I said the best year was the first year we DIDN’T have to go back to school, this year we are aware of it again as my niece enters kindergarten this fall. Even if you are not a student in the formal sense, back to school time is a great time to learn something new. There are so many options for learning now besides taking an actual class. You can watch how-to videos or ask someone you know to teach you how to do what they do. You can read books or take free university courses online. You can learn at your own pace and your own time, you don’t have to be tied to a classroom. With the countless resources available, there is no excuse not to follow your dream and learn something new. The possibilities are endless. Besides learning something new, the process of learning keeps us mentally young and our brains agile. People who continue to learn new things are generally healthier and more balanced. As well, learning something new broadens your world view and makes you more accepting of what is around you, and what happens to you. Learning something new can be life-changing on so many levels, as the results can lead to avenues you never considered before. Perhaps your new training can enhance your current employment and lead to a raise or promotion. Or, your new skill could lead you to a change of career. Maybe you can help teach others what you are learning. Or, you could learn something that will provide you with more enjoyment and relaxation in your life. Even if you have no plans beyond the learning process, doors can open for you with new training and skills. Doors that you never noticed before because you weren’t ready for them. What have you always wanted to learn more about? What skill have you desired to master?
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Alix Coming Events & Celebrations To have an event, birthday, or anniversary added contact Beth at 403-352-3837, email
[email protected]. Friday, September 4
Rick & Kitty Parlby
Sunday, September 6
Megan Simon Pancake Breakfast 9-noon Drop In
Monday, September 7
Labor Day - no school for students
Tuesday, September 8
Kassidy Fehr
Wednesday, September 9 Road Testing all classes at Western Financial Thursday, September 10
Meet the Teacher/Book Fair Club sign up Lions Club meets 6:30 pm
Friday, September 11
No school for students
Sunday, September 13
Jolene (Brayford) Santee
Tuesday, September 15
Green Box Recycling Pick up
Wed., September 16
Council meets
Thursday, September 17
Louie Humbke
Friday, September 18
Rick Parlby
Saturday, September 19
Owen Jennings Ed Guynup
Sunday, September 20
Pancake Breakfast 9-noon ACH
Monday, September 21
Randy Barclay Alexander Barclay
Tuesday, September 22
Rob Fehr Wednesday, Sept. 23
Marilyn Sutley Road Testing all classes at Western Financial
Thursday, September 24
Gr. 6-11 Awards Lions Club meets 6:30 pm
Friday, September 25
Jack Weins No school for students
Saturday, September 26
Krystal Sorum Doug Love
Sunday, September 27
Justin & Heather Meston
Tuesday, September 29
Journey Wilton Green Box Recycling Pick up
Wed., September 30
Jaxon Beier Gary Lakeman
Thursday, October 1
Trish Verveda
Friday, October 2
Whitney Knight Carol Sorum
Saturday, October 3
Jeanna Brayford Barb Gilliat Alix MAC Graduation
Sunday, October 4
Pancake Breakfast 9-noon Drop In
Monday, October 5
Easton Sauer MaKinley Fehr
Wednesday, October 7
Council meets
Thursday, October 8
Lions Club meets 6:30 pm
Saturday, October 10
Neil & Megan Simon
Tuesday, October 13
Green Box Recycling Pick up
Eve Keates
Alix & District Community Alix Agricultural Society 403-747-2240 Alix & District Chamber of Commerce Catherine Hepburn 403-747-2444 Alix Bottle Depot 403-747-2794 Mon., Tues., Wed. 11:00 - 5:00 pm Sat. 11:00 - 4:30 pm Alix Community Hall (ACH) To book: contact the staff at Home Hardware. Any other concerns: Dave Dewald 403-350-5189 Gord Christensen 403-747-3228. Alix Curling Club Krystal Sorum 403-747-2285 Alix Drop In Centre Everyone welcome! Mon. - Sat. 1:30 - 4:30 pm Alix Family, Community & Support Society (FCSS) Glenna Carlson 403 747 2031 Alix Figure Skating Club Jenn Pritchard 403-505-4163 Alix Fire Department Hunter Warford 403-391-0796 Alix Food Bank Glenna Carlson 403-747-2107 Alix Girl Guide Groups Gale Richardson 403-788-3835 Alix Lions Club Curt Peterson 403-747-2584 Alix MAC School 403-747-2778 Alix Medical Clinic Appointments: 403-747-2130 Alix Minor Hockey Callie Sauer 403-505-0639 Alix Playground Society
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Darlene Tucker
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Alix Preschool Jill Hillman 403-747-2099 Alix Public Library Terry Holdstock 403-747-3233 Alix Recreation CoraLee Brookes 403-747-2495 Alix Trophy Club Tim Docherty 403-741-6899 Alix Village Shoppe Deidra Bagshaw 403 506 5662 Alix Wagon Wheel Museum Donna Peterson 403-747-2584 Alix Youth Centre CoraLee Brookes 403-318-4520 ANTS (Alix Nature Trail Society) Arlene Nelson 403-754-6551 Bibs to Bookbags Childcare 403-754-5248 Carroll Club Lillian Fair 403-747-2974 Citizens on Patrol June Churchley 403-747-2455 Communities in Bloom Linda Walker 403-747-2125 Community Services Board Glenna Carlson 403-747-2031 Haunted Lakes Golf Club 403-747-2330 Haunted Lakes Pony Club Karen Sorensen 403-742-8719 Ripley Community Hall Brenda Barritt 403-742-9827 Stanton Community Hall Mel McBride 403-747-2220 403-747-3354 TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Della Mae Thull Thu - 9:00 AM - Alix United Church United Church Women Jean McDermand 403-747-2347 Voice of Alix Blog www.TheVoiceOfAlix.ca Waste Transfer Station (Dump) Hours Thurs., Fri., & Sat. 10:00 - 6:00 pm Women’s Institute Gloria Coates 403-747-2214 Debbie Domier 403-755-6050
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The experience of visiting your local library is unique for everyone. Visit your local library today and find exactly what you’re looking for – and some things that may surprise you. 4928 - 50th St. Box 69 Alix, AB T0C 0B0 403-747-3233
[email protected] http://alixpublic.prl.ab.ca
Library Manager: Terry Holdstock
TUES: 10:00 - 4:00 pm THURS: 2:00 - 8:00 pm SAT: 10:00 - 4:00 pm
What a beautiful day. That one's for you Curt. Hard to believe that the summer's over.
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The Alix Library has free public wireless internet access! There is a fee for printouts.
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Library eBooks...anytime, anywhere. No wait times, no hold and no late fees. https://ebook.3m.com/library/prl/
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For eAudiobooks visit http://www.booksshouldbefree.com
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Want to read newspapers on your tablet or phone? Download PressReader (www.pressreader.com) Over 2,200 newspapers in 54 languages. To access the newspapers visit http://alixpublic.prl.ab.ca.
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ONLINE CATALOG http://alixpublic.prl.ab.ca To request titles or to check your library account, you need your 14-digit barcode from your library card and a PIN (last 4 digits of your phone number).
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Use your FREE library card at virtually every public library in the province.
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REMINDER Anyone who resides outside of Alix corporate limits, within the County of Lacombe, is asked to please supply the library with your legal land description. Thank you.
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BOOK SALE all year long. Purchase titles for a donation.
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The Lois Hole Library Legacy Program - Grow Your Library - You can help make a difference by making a legacy donation to the library. Contact the library for more info.
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Caring Community Happenings
LIBRARY HOURS
Please contribute to the Tools For School program. There is a box at Alix Drugs. The need is great due to the economy so if you can help out it would be greatly appreciated. Alix Preschool…Putting the pieces together Now taking registrations for September for any 3 or 4 year old as of December 2015. Alix Preschool recognizes 5 developmental learning areas that are seen as pieces of a puzzle that when put together promote optimal growth and development within a fun, interactive and engaging environment. Our licensed program is run in the school and it is sponsored by Alix F.C.S.S. Subsidy available to those who qualify. To register contact Jill Hillman (403)588-5199 We are always looking for volunteers. Call Glenna Carlson for more information and to answer any questions you may have.
Tuesday to Thursday 9:00 - 3:00 pm 403-747-2031 www.alixfcss.ca
[email protected] located in the back of the Red Building on the end of Main St., take the sidewalk around back.
Alix Lions Club Update
The original Alix history book, Pioneers and Progress, is available in a softcover format. $50.00 each. Call 403-7473233. Community Cookbooks for sale at $15 each - makes a great gift. Available at Alix Library.
Submitted by Lion Mary Flexhaug We encourage service minded people to join our team of volunteers to make all things possible. We need you and your ideas. Please contact President Curt Peterson, 403 747 258, or Mary Flexhaug, 403 747 3167, who can also put you in touch with any of our Lions members. for more information. The Lions Club meets the second and fourth Thursdays of each month, fellowship at 6:30 followed by meeting at 7:00. No meetings during July and August. We welcome guests at any meeting, call Curt Peterson 403-747-2584.
You get bitter or better. - unknown
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County Fair Was A Winner! By Megan Meehan The 1st Annual County Fair in Alix was a success, raising almost $300.00! Winners of the cook-offs and half of the money raised were Terry Fehr with her Strawberry Cheesecake Pie, and Maddy Walker with her Chili. Wes Walker was the lucky winner of the chicken poop bingo. The other half of the money raised went to the Alix agricultural Society. The county fair was held in the morning on Sunday August 9th, paired with the 1st Annual Alix FCA rodeo, all held at the Ag Grounds.
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Some of our services Trish Verveda: Licensed to administer injections and Compression stocking fitter.
The Central Alberta Dairy Pool (part 2) from “Some Memories of My Years in Alix, and Its People” by Alice Whitfield Art Foster was the engineer in charge of the boiler room and machinery. Bert Smith also worked there…. Around 1932 Poultry and eggs were added to the business, and in the fall turkeys were loaded onto the dray from the farm trucks or wagons. They were piled as high as was possible and as many as would stay on. (Very sanitary delivery in those days!) Needless to say it was not unusual for a few to fall off and be spoiled in transit…. I remember Jack Pears, Frank Brooker, and Gene Deen driving the old team with the dray. One of the girls doing the egg candling was Katie Walper, and you could find her in the dark room looking through the egg against a light to see if it was fresh or had a chicken in it. A lot of the eggs came in cracked, and they tried making what they called Melange from the cracked eggs by beating them and freezing the mixture, but it didn’t work out too well. Another product was powdered buttermilk which did have a really good market while there was plenty of cream. When the new mechanical printer was installed, Mary Deen took over and worked there for many years…. The creamery story wouldn’t be complete without the mention of Okey Lundberg, who came with his wife, Ruth, from Rimbey where he had been the manager. He was active in the Alix Athletic Association which was responsible for building the arena…. Ruth Lundberg served as 4-H Girls Club leader for a number of years….
Shannon Glover: Medication Reviews and Licensed to prescribe for minor ailments.
Tracey Billson: Licensed to administer injections and Chartered Herbalist.
For all your Prescription needs
Railway Avenue Railway Avenue
403-747-2405/391-6775
Museum Open House Photo and write-up courtesy of Zach Brooks-Poloway A great afternoon was had by all who attended the Open House at the Alix Wagon Wheel Museum on August 13th. As well as viewing the revitalized Remembrance Room and other exhibits, guests enjoyed homemade goodies and refreshments. MP Blaine Calkins (below) was in attendance along with visitors from Lacombe, Blackfalds, Red Deer, Clive, Stettler, Eckville and Mirror. It was nice to see many former residents in attendance.
This article is taken from Gleanings, (the follow-up book to Pioneers and Progress), Alix-Clive Historical Club, 1981. Both books are available for sale at Alix Wagon Wheel Museum, Alix Public Library, and Alix Home Hardware.
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A library card is the coolest card – September is Library Card Sign-up Month Studies show that children who are read to in the home and who use the library perform better in school. September is Library Card Sign-up Month, a time when Parkland Regional libraries join with the American Library Association to make sure that every student has the most important school supply of all – a library card. Public library resources in Lacombe County are available to anyone who has a library card. Students can turn to the library for materials, programs and knowledgeable library staff to support academic achievement. Today’s libraries aren’t only a place for quiet study. They’re also creative and engaging community centers where learners can collaborate using new technologies or just relax with peers. Parkland libraries offer access to a wide range of print and digital resources such as eBooks, eMagazines, eNewspapers from across the globe, Language Learning software, and Hoopla’s on-demand service of streaming music, video, audiobooks, and even comics. The library’s digital content is accessible on computers and mobile devices, which means it is available whenever and wherever you want it. “Our libraries provide access and programs for students of all ages,”
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says Ron Sheppard, Director of Parkland Regional Library System. “For preschool age children, libraries offer early literacy and storytimes to encourage school readiness. For older children and teens they supplement education with hands-on science, technology, arts and math programs as well as innovative makerspaces. Residents of central Alberta have access to the programs, print, audiovisual, and digital collections in all 50 libraries across our region. There is a lot to discover and it’s available at the bargain price of a library card.” Throughout September, libraries in the Lacombe County will host activities and events to help you discover all they offer. For more information on how to sign up for a library card, visit your local library in person.
Alix MAC School submitted by the staff of Alix MAC School Pull Tabs Alix MAC is collecting pull tabs from aluminum cans. Please save, collect and bring to the school. They are donated to Red Deer Ronald McDonald House to help offset costs.
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Minutes of the Regular Meeting of the Village of Alix Council, held on Wednesday, August 12, 2015 at 7:00 P.M. in the Village of Alix Council Chambers. Present:
Mayor Curt Peterson, Councillors Rob Fehr, Gordon Christensen, Arlene Nelson and Jody Widmann
Also Present:
Tanya Meston, Assistant Chief Administrative Officer CoraLee Brookes, Recreation Director
Call to Order:
Mayor Peterson called the meeting to order at 7:00 P.M.
Amendments /Deletions to Agenda: Mayor Peterson called for amendments to the agenda. Approval of Agenda: Resolution #181/15: Moved by Councillor Christensen that the Village of Alix Council accept the agenda as amended: Add: New Business: f) Emergency Response Management Consulting (ERMC) – Request for Proposal CARRIED Minutes:
a) Regular Meeting – July 15, 2015
Resolution #182/15: Moved by Councillor Nelson that the minutes of the Regular Meeting of the Village of Alix Council, held on Wednesday, July 15, 2015 be accepted as presented. CARRIED Financial:
a) Bank Reconciliation – Village – May and June 2015
Resolution #183/15: Moved by Councillor Widmann that the Village of Alix Council accept the Village Bank Reconciliation for May and June 2015. CARRIED b) Bank Reconciliation – Moonwalkers – April, May and June 2015 Resolution #184/15: Moved by Councillor Fehr that the Village of Alix Council accept the Moonwalkers Bank Reconciliation for April, May and June 2015 as information. CARRIED Public Works Report: Resolution #185/15: Moved by Councillor Nelson that the Village of Alix Council accept the verbal Public Works Report as presented by the Assistant CAO. CARRIED Recreation Department Report: Resolution #186/15: Moved by Councillor Christensen that the Village of Alix Council accept the Recreation Department Report as presented. CARRIED Business Arising from the Minutes: Unfinished Business: a) Amendment to Utilities Bylaw No. 375/08 – Reconnection Fee
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Resolution #187/15: Moved by Councillor Christensen that the Village of Alix Council give first reading to Bylaw #417/15, being a bylaw to amend Utilities Bylaw #375/08 by adding Section 16.2 – Reconnection Fee. CARRIED Resolution #188/15: Moved by Councillor Nelson that the Village of Alix Council give second reading to Bylaw #417/15. CARRIED Resolution #189/15: Moved by Councillor Fehr that the Village of Alix Council give permission for third and final reading of Bylaw Amendment #417/15. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY Resolution #190/15: Moved by Councillor Nelson that the Village of Alix Council give third and final reading to Bylaw #417/15. CARRIED b) Application for Amendment to Land Use Bylaw No. 396/11 Resolution #191/15: Moved by Councillor Fehr that the Village of Alix Council refuse the application for amendment to Land Use Bylaw No. 396/11 based on the information provided and research done. CARRIED New Business:
a) Citizen Concern – Alix Lake
Resolution #192/15: Moved by Councillor Widmann that the Village of Alix Council table this item for further investigation. CARRIED b) Citizen Concern – Traffic in Alley between Alix Manor & Lakeside Condos Resolution #193/15: Moved by Councillor Nelson that the Village of Alix Council instruct Administration to have Public Works install three speed bumps with appropriate signage on the alley, west of 50th Street and south of 49 Avenue. CARRIED c) Lacombe County – Joint Fire Quality Management Plan- Agreement Resolution #194/15: Moved by Councillor Fehr that the Village of Alix Council agrees to Lacombe County’s Joint Fire Quality Management Plan as presented. CARRIED Councillor Fehr excused himself from the meeting at 8:07 P.M. d) Citizen Request – Urban Chickens Resolution #195/15: Moved by Councillor Nelson that the Village of Alix Council approve the citizen’s request to house urban chickens on their property, located at 5004 54 Avenue, Alix, on a trial basis, up to May 1, 2016, with the following conditions. If any of these conditions are not met to the satisfaction of the CAO during this trial period, the resident will be required to remove the urban chickens immediately. A review by the CAO at the end of the trial period will be completed with the resident before a renewal will be issued. 1. A detailed plan showing the proposed location and size of building to be provided for development officer’s approval; prior to commencing any work on property. 2. Written authorization from the registered property owner, if the citizen requesting to place
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God Loves Drunk People Too Author Unknown
Friday, September 4, 2015 He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing ," replied the drunk.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
Buffalo Lake Management Team
He slams the door and returns to bed "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too. The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
The Chairman of the Buffalo Lake Management Team is Pud Stevenson. For more information, or to contact the Buffalo Lake Management Team, visit www.blmt.ca.
Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. - Ovid
urban chickens is the renter of the property. 3. No rooster will reside on the property.
Finance Roles
4. Authorization is only for the keeping of urban chickens on this specific property.
Resolution #197/15: Moved by Councillor Nelson that the Village of Alix Council accept the proposal for information. CARRIED
5. A maximum of 4 chickens is allowed on property.
Committee Reports: None
6. Chickens must be kept inside the coop at all times.
Correspondence:
7. Chickens must be provided with essential care to maintain good health.
Resolution #198/15: Moved by Councillor Christensen that the Village of Alix Council accept Correspondence item (a) as information. CARRIED
8. Resident must follow procedures recommended by the Canadian Food Inspection Agency to reduce potential disease outbreak. 9. Chickens are for personal use only.
a) Haunted Lakes Golf Club – Thank You
Chief Administrative Officer’s Report:
10. Resident cannot sell eggs, manure, meat or other chicken related products or slaughter chickens on the property.
Resolution #199/15: Moved by Councillor Widmann that the Village of Alix Council accept the Chief Administrative Officer’s Report as presented by the Assistant CAO. CARRIED
11. Maintain the chicken coop in good repair and sanitary condition; and free from vermin and noxious or offensive smells and substances.
In Camera:
12. Provide a written plan for disposal of chickens. CARRIED Councillor Fehr rejoined the meeting at 8:09 P.M. e) Disaster Services Coordinator Resolution #196/15: Moved by Councillor Nelson that the Village of Alix Council go “In Camera” to address the Disaster Services Coordinator under Personnel. CARRIED f) Emergency Response Management Consulting (ERMC) – Request for Proposal for Administration Office Training for Scribe and
a) Personnel
Resolution #200/15: Moved by Councillor Christensen that the Village of Alix Council go “In Camera” at 8:18 P.M. CARRIED Resolution #201/15: Moved by Councillor Widmann that the Village of Alix Council come “Out of Camera” at 9:17 P.M. CARRIED Resolution #202/15: Moved by Councillor Nelson that the Village of Alix Council ask Councillor Fehr to remain as the Director of Emergency Management reporting directly to Council. CARRIED Adjournment: Resolution #203/15: Moved by Councillor Christensen that this regular meeting of the Village of Alix Council be adjourned at 9:23 P.M. CARRIED
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Tees Agricultural meetings 2nd Tuesday of the month 8 pm Tees Hall.
Please know that my office door and reaching me by telephone is open to each of you. What I tell and model to our students is that every problem / situation is workable but the lines of communication must remain open. I see every student as a 10 year journey at Clive School; there will be many great experiences but there also may be some ‘bumps’ a long the way. Parents let's model to our kids that whatever life throws at us it is workable and use it as a learning opportunity. Mr. T. Jardine
For bookings of the Tees Hall, Annex or Rodeo Grounds call Michelle Robinson 403-754-5678
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Events in Tees Tuesday, October 6
Tees 50+ resumes.
Tees 50+ meet Tuesday afternoons at 1:30 pm at the Tees Hall.
Tees 4-H Wranglers meetings are at the Tees Hall the first Friday of every month at 6:30 pm. and ride at the arena every other Sunday.
Sargent District Events By Marie Payne Saturday, September 26
Pancake breakfast 9 am
Call George 403 784 3654 or Marie 403 784 3444
Haynes Happenings Hall Rentals - call Mike 403-391-3546 Haynes Community Church Service & Sunday School 10:00 a.m. Mac Parker 403-784-3078.
Clive School Courtesy of the Clive School Staff Friday, September 4
Welcome Back Breakfast
Monday, September 7
Labour Day Holiday no school
Friday, September 11
Wolf Creek Collaboration Day no school for students
Friday, September 18
Terry Fox Run
Tuesday, September 22
Student Photo Day
Friday, September 25
Wolf Creek Collaboration Day no school for students
Clive School is all about learning. Of course teaching the Alberta Education curriculum is our job and we take great pride in giving every opportunity for our students to learn as much as possible each year. Along with teaching the core curriculum we work alongside parents and provide learning opportunities that teach our students about "life skills." The skills that teach our students to work together cooperatively, to have a positive outlook on everything they do, to provide leadership opportunities, and to genuinely be a great citizen for Clive is what we strive to do at Clive School. We welcome all new families to Clive School. It is such a great place and we encourage each of you to become involved in your child's education by working with your teachers to make it the best year of learning. As well for those that have been here the past number of years, I thank you. You people have been part of creating a "rich experience" for your children at Clive School. Last year, being my first year as Principal, I had the opportunity to meet many of you and I truly look forward to working with each of you to make it an outstanding year of learning for each of your children.
A HUGE Thank You to: Louis Dreyfus Canada Ltd. for their continued support of our Breakfast Program here at Clive School. Their generous donation will continue to support our regular breakfast program as well as allowing us to have “special breakfast days.” • Clayton Morrow of Ponoka Co-op Oils ltd. for sponsoring a bus to transport the elementary students to the Ponoka Stampede Parade on June 26.
Clive Coming Events Saturday, September 12
Annual Village Wide Garage Sale from 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. Tables are available to rent for $15/piece. They will be set up in the Clive Meeting Room . Please contact Wanda Wagner @ 403-754-5695. A concession will be available.
Clive Minor Hockey is accepting registrations for the 2015/16 season. Please contact Laurel at 403-784-4448 or
[email protected] for registration forms or more information.
Sustenance for the Soul Taking Time for Yourself Modern life compels us to rush. Because we feel pressured to make the most of our time each day, the activities that sustain us, rejuvenate us, and help us evolve are often the first to be sacrificed when we are in a hurry or faced with a new obligation. It is important we remember that there is more to life than achieving success, making money, and even caring for others. Your spiritual needs should occupy an important spot on your list of priorities. Each task you undertake and each relationship you nurture draws from the wellspring of your spiritual vitality. Taking the time to engage in spiritually fulfilling activities replenishes that well and readies you to face another day. Making time for the activities that contribute to your spiritual growth has little to do with being selfish and everything to do with your well-being. Regularly taking the time to focus on your soul’s needs ensures that you are able to nurture yourself, spend time with your thoughts, experience tranquility, and expand your spiritual boundaries. It is easy to avoid using our free moments for spiritual enrichment. There is always something seemingly more pressing that needs to be done. Many people feel guilty when they use their free time to engage in pursuits where they are focusing on themselves because they feel as if they are neglecting their family or their work. To make time for yourself, it may be necessary to say no to people’s requests or refuse to take on extra responsibilities. Scheduling fifteen or thirty minutes of time each day for your spiritual needs can make you feel tranquil, give you more energy and allows you to feel more in touch with the universe. Writing in a journal, meditating, studying the words of wise women and men, and engaging in other spiritual practices can help you make the most of this time. Making time to nurture your spirit may require that you sacrifice other, less vital activities. The more time you commit to soul-nurturing activities, the happier and more relaxed you will become. The time you devote to enriching your spirit will rejuvenate you and help you create a more restful life. - Source: DailyOM.com
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Friday, September 4, 2015 Clive School Principal: Mr. T. Jardine 403-784-3354 or 403-341-4153 http://clive.wolfcreek.ab.ca Clive Seniors Circle Monday afternoons at 1:30pm – friendship, floor curling, shuffle board, pool, cards or carpet bowling. All activities are at the Meeting Room. For more information contact Allan Street – 403784-3884. Clive Skating Club President Colleen Haining 587-877-2560
Beauty n’ Beast Fitness Facility 4904 – 50St Under New Ownership For membership information and hours of operation, contact Christina or Scott 403-783-1377 or 403-704-7716
Clive/Tees Neighbourhood Place Open Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday from 9:00 to 4:00 pm. Phone 403-754-5695
Block Parents contact Wanda Wagner at 403-318-0425.
Clive United Church worship service at 10:00 am.
Chatelaine Club (Westling) meets 3rd Tues. - 7:30pm Westling Hall Jill Jeglum 403-784-3217.
Clive Village Office 403-784-3366 Mayor: Anita Gillard Councillors: Luci Henry, Dan Graden, Bev Krochak, Marvin Wieler. Council meetings 2nd & 4th Monday of each month at 6:00pm at the Village Office. Website www.clive.ca – To have an event posted on the site, please email the details to
[email protected]. Pioneers and Progress History Books available in softcover from the Village Office for $50.00.
Clive Ag Society meets 3rd Thursday at the Clive Arena. President is Cory Grose. Clive Baptist Church Kids’ worship (age 5-gr. 6) at 10am. Sunday School (Jr., Sr. High and adult) 10am. Regular worship service at 11am. Children’s Church (ages 2-gr. 2) at 11am. Youth – Friday nights at 7pm. Pastor Rick is available at the office on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday evenings from 5 pm until 9 pm., and can be reached on cell at 403-877-6469. Our Administrator, is at the church Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays from 8 am to noon. Contact: 403-784-3335 or email
[email protected]. Clive Christian Fellowship for Sunday School times and information contact Pastor Gordon Rowland at 403-784-3172. Clive Community Building (behind Rooster’s) is presently for sale but is available for small meetings or sports/event registrations. The space is small but is suitable for any club or group that requires a meeting space. This is offered FREE of charge. Please contact Louise Bell at 403-784-3414 to book the space. Clive Community Hall contact Bev Krochak 403-784-3964. Clive Curling Club Kelly Giles 403-784-2262 Clive and District Family and Community Support Services (FCSS) Clive FCSS Outreach Coordinator – Wanda Wagner. Office phone: 403-754-5695 email:
[email protected]. Clive Fire Dept. is looking for new members. If you would like to develop skills in this field, call the Village Office at 403-784-3366. Fire Chief – Monte Zaytsoff – 403-784-3997. Clive Hotel has a High Speed Internet Café in the front lobby. Also home to Susan’s Pizza – 403-784-3334. The Hotel is offering a full breakfast menu Monday - Friday, opening at 6:00 each morning.
Community Sign (Hwy 12) to add an event contact Michelle at ATB Little Red Hen Playschool Tuesday mornings – contact Jamie Hodgkinson – 403-784-3369. Meals on Wheels Orders are placed once a month, with a minimum $30 order required. For more information contact Wanda – 403-7545696. POP Parents of Preschoolers Playgroup Wednesdays from 9:3011:30 am Clive Baptist Church Basement – Facilitator – Cheryl Derksen – 403-784-2969. Rooster’s Roadhouse: • Bingo Wednesday • Friday Steak Night Grill your own steak from 5 - 10 pm For more information - 403-784-2662 Tees-Clive TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Club meets every Thursday 8:00 - 10:30am at the Clive Christian Fellowship Church, weigh in 8:00 - 9:15 am. Leader: Cathy Sim 403-747-2135. To join, or for more information: Annita Cole 403-784-3389 UPS & Purolator Courier Services available at Clive Village Foods – 403-784-3383. Valley Thrift Shoppe open Tuesday - Thursday 2 - 5 pm. Westling Hall Lisa Bierens 403-784-2574
Clive Lions Club meets 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month – 7:30pm at the Clive Community Hall
with all those present to discuss personnel at 8:25 p.m. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
Clive Meeting Room to book call David Jones 403-597-7455 Clive Public Library (Located below Village Office) Melanie Boettcher (librarian) – 403-784-3131 Library Hours: 10:00 am – 5:00 pm Tuesday and Wednesday 11:00 am – 6:00 pm Thursday 12:00 pm - 5:00 pm Friday Library programs: • Friday Night Movies: 2nd Friday of the month. A FREE movie at Clive Community Hall. Concession on site. • Story Time: Tuesday 11 - 11:30 • After School Arts & Crafts: Thursday 3:30 - 4:30 pm. • Board Game Fridays: 1:00 - 4:00 pm. Watch for information on upcoming workshops and events.
Open Meeting: RC-15-179:
Moved by Councillor Krochak to revert to an open meeting at 8:30 p.m. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
Entered Meeting:
CAO Kenney returned to the meeting at 8:30 p.m.
Round Table:
Informal discussion.
Adjournment: RC-15-180:
Moved by Mayor Gillard to adjourn the meeting at 8:35 p.m. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
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Friday, September 4, 2015
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Village of Clive Council Minutes Minutes of a Regular Meeting of the Council of the Village of Clive Province of Alberta, held on August 10, 2015 In the Village Office at 6:00 p.m. Present:
Mayor Gillard, Councillors Graden, Henry, Krochak, and Wieler, and CAO Kenney
Meeting to Order:
Mayor Gillard called the meeting to order at 6:00 pm.
Agenda:
Addition: 8.g) 46th Street Road Reconstruction Award Project Deletion: 6.a) Entrance Sign Moved by Councillor Krochak to approve the agenda as amended. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
RC-15-165:
Minutes: RC-15-166:
CAO Report: RC-15-167:
Moved by Councillor Wieler to approve the minutes of the July 14, 2015 Regular Council Meeting as presented. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLYMoved by Councillor Henry to accept the CAO report for information. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
Business Arising: Animal Enforcement: Council reviewed administration’s report of proposals received from three Animal Enforcement Agencies. RC-15-168: Moved by Councillor Graden that the Village of Clive accept Klassic Kennels’ proposal for Animal Control Services beginning September 1, 2015 and direct administration to make arrangements for contract execution. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLYOld Business: Canada 150 Program: CAO Kenney informed Council that the Village of Clive has been accepted as a recipient of Canada 150 Community Infrastructure Program funding support of $25,000 to upgrade the outdoor rink in the Village of Clive. New Business: PCPS Project:
RC-15-169:
Council reviewed the Scope of Services provided by PCPS to update Clive’s Integrated Community Sustainability Plan (ICPS), Land Use Bylaw (LUB), and Municipal Development (MDP). Moved by Councillor Henry that the Village of Clive proceed with the Planning Update Project. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
Tax Recovery Auction: RC-15-170: Moved by Councillor Henry to establish the reserve bid prices for the properties that are to be offered for sale at the public auction on November 5, 2015, as follows;
Speed Limits in Clive: RC-15-171:
Unsightly Properties: Council reviewed examples of properties and provided direction to administration regarding enforcement of unsightly properties. Council directed administration to ensure standards of community attractiveness (accumulation of vehicles, grass & weed control on private property) be included in the public consultation process during the Planning Project Update. AUMA Convention: RC-15-172: Moved by Councillor Graden to authorize available Council members and the CAO to attend the AUMA Convention 2015 in Calgary on September 23 through 25. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLYAlberta Transportation: RC-15-173: Moved by Mayor Gillard that the Village of Clive request a meeting with Alberta Transportation at the AUMA Convention to discuss the Highway 12/Clive Access Intersection Illumination Project. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY46 St. Road Reconstruction: RC-15-174: Moved by Councillor Wieler to award the 46th Street Roadway Reconstruction Project to D.B. Bobcat with the tender of $84,419.41. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLYFinancial: RC-15-175:
a. Accounts Payable: Moved by Councillor Wieler to approve the Accounts Payables in the amount of $ 51,892.46 cheques number 13244 through 13281 inclusive. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
Board Reports:
Councillors attended and reported on the following meetings. * Councillor Henry – none * Councillor Krochak – none * Councillor Wieler – none * Councillor Graden – Alix Parade * Mayor Gillard – Lacombe and Bentley Parades Moved by Councillor Wieler to accept the Board Reports for information. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
RC-15-176:
i. Lots 3,4; Block 16; Plan RN48 at $133,240 ii. Lot 11; Block 2; Plan 8421692 at $187,330 Council establishes the terms of sale being cash, certified cheque or bank draft in the amount of 10% of the bid must accompany each bid. The balance of an accepted bid must be received within 30 days of the date of Public Auction or the deposit will be forfeited and the Village will consider the next bid. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
Council discussed options for reducing inconsistencies in speed limits throughout the Village, considering signage requirements and public safety. Moved by Councillor Henry that the Village of Clive will follow the Standard Speed Limits as set out in the Traffic Safety Act. 50 km/hr is the maximum speed limit for all streets within the Village of Clive except those identified as a school zone or playground zone where 30 km/hr is the maximum speed limit. Any 30 km/hr signs not applicable to playground or school zone will be removed. Furthermore, Council will revisit this speed limit strategy in one year’s time. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
Correspondence: RC-15-177:
Moved by Councillor Wieler that the in-office correspondence as listed on the agenda be received and filed. -CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY-
Exit Meeting:
CAO Kenney exited the meeting at 8:25 pm.
In-Camera RC-15-178:
Moved by Councillor Graden to go In-Camera
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Mirror Community Mirror United Church is collecting Tools for Schools. We thank you for your support with this project. September 5-7
Sunday, September 6
(Labor Day Weekend) Mirror United Church annual fall Yard Sale and Bake Sale YOU'RE INVITED!! Please join us at the Mirror & District Museum as we celebrate 30 years of caring for your heritage. 1-4 pm. Take a tour of the old caboose, play some games and enjoy a visit with your friends and neighbours. Enjoy some light refreshments (including cake and ice cream, of course!) If you have not visited the museum in awhile, this is a good chance to see what's new! We hope to see you there! __________________
Mirror and District Museum summer hours are: Tuesday to Saturday 10 AM to 5 PM Sunday 1 PM to 4 PM Thursday evenings 6 PM to 8 PM __________________ Mirror Community Food Bank: Open the second and fourth Mondays of the month from 6pm-7pm at the Skating Rink. Alternate access may be arranged by calling Peggy at 403-788-3783. Food donations can be dropped off at the Post Office. For other donations or questions please call 403-788-2204. __________________
Jolly Seniors • Coffee is on every weekday morning at the Friendly Inn • Suppers - 2nd Wednesdays of each month @ 5:30 p.m. at the Friendly Inn. • Floor Curling held Thursdays at 1:00 pm at the Community Hall. • Pancake Breakfast - 2nd Sunday of the month. 9 - 1:00 p.m. @ the Jolly Seniors. • Birthdays celebrated the 4th Wednesday of each month. ________________ Mirror Alliance Church welcomes you to worship with us! Sunday School for all ages at 9:30am. Coffee Time at 10:00am. Morning Worship at 10:30am. Jr. Church and Nursery are available during Morning Worship. Please contact 403-788-2204 or check www.mirroralliancechurch.com for more details concerning Bible Studies during the week. Mirror United Church Sunday services at 9:30 am with Sunday School for children of all ages. For information call Gale at 403-7883835. We extend a warm welcome to anyone who may be looking for a church home. There is a time for coffee & fellowship after the service. www.bmunitedchurch.com. email:
[email protected] Mirror Seventh - Day Adventist Church (corner of 52 St & 51 Ave, north) Saturday Sabbath time: 10:00 am. Prayer Meeting: Winter: in homes. All are welcome to attend. Pastor Ron Henderson 403-7551570; cell: 403-597-6053. Mirror Guiding groups meet Mondays after school at the United Church. Sparks ages 5 & 6 (ECS/Gr. 1) Brownies ages 7 & 8 (Gr. 2 & 3) Guides ages 9-11 (Gr. 4,5,6) Pathfinders ages 12– 14 (Gr. 7,8,9)
Friday, September 4, 2015
Mirror Lumber & Farm Supply is starting to stock livestock and horse supplies. We have teamed up with Masterfeeds and Canadian Agri-Blend to provide minerals, supplements, agri-blocks and feed for sheep, goats, cattle, poultry, horses and other species. Come in and talk to Dean for all your livestock and pet needs.
Monday to Saturday 9 am to 5 pm call Dean at 403 788-2424 if you have any requests Rangers ages 15+ (Gr. 10,11, 12) Join us for adventures, challenge, friendship, and fun! To register anytime, please call Gale 403-788-3835. Cookies are available! Leaders needed. Rec. Society and Community Hall For information regarding meetings contact Margaret Wasylenko 403-788-3979. Community Hall rental: Lisa Hawksworth 403-788-3890. Mirror and District Museum 403 788 3828 The Museum is open June, July and August. Tuesday to Saturday 10 AM to 5 PM & Sunday 1 PM to 4 PM Meetings are on the 1st Monday of the Month at 7 PM. Mirror Volunteer Fire Department meets the 1st & 3rd Wednesdays. Friends of the Mirror Library Society Hours: Wednesday 1:00 - 7:00 pm Librarian: Laura Graham 403-788-3044 Board Chair: Molly Hanson-Nagel Mirror Legion Br. 189 5015 50 Ave Legion: 403-788-2222 Fax: 403-788-2225 President: Joanne Slack Secretary: George Switner Meat Draws - every Saturday at 4 pm. Ladies Auxiliary Meat draws 1st and 3rd Sat. Legion Meat Draws the other Sat. Everyone welcome. Regular meetings - 1:00 pm. 2nd Sunday of the month. The Legion is open Thursday & Friday at 5 p.m. Saturday at 2 p.m. ________________ Transfer Station Hours Thursday, Friday & Saturday 10 - 6 pm ________________ Lacombe County Terry Hager 403-782-6601
Tim Timmons 403-782-3820 (fax)
Agriculture: Keith Boras 403-782-6601 403-318-3311 (cell) Keith is the contact for Mirror inquiries. Councillor, Div. 2:
Brenda Knight _________________
Website: www.lookintomirror.ca
The Blue Barrel Project Judging for those taking part in the Blue Barrel Project will be between September 8 - 12. Look for winner announcement in a future paper. Questions: call or text Molly at 403-818-9672
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Friday, September 4, 2015
Living Truth Christian School
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News from the Friends of the Mirror Library Society
Submitted by Leona Marks
Submitted by Laura Graham
Living Truth Christian School in Mirror is open for registrations for Kindergarten to Grade 12.
Mirror Community Spirit for the library is absolutely wonderful. So many folks of all ages support our book haven in so many ways. The Summer Reading Program, Story Picnics, was very well attended. Thank you for all your donations of materials, funds and books! Without you it would be a major struggle. Also thank you for all the compliments...our beautiful flowers to the layout of the library. It is people like you with core values of responsibility, caring, kindness and pride in Mirror Library which makes our community a wonderful place to call home. May it continue to grow and fill each heart with joy.
We are a fully accredited Christian school with Alberta certified teachers and we follow the Alberta Curriculum Learning Outcomes. If you are interested in learning more about the school, please call the office at: 403 – 788 – 2444 to make an appointment to view the school, meet the staff and take home our information package. We’ll look forward to meeting you!
Self-Determination Using Your Power Our lives are defined by the decisions we make each day. When we choose one option over another, whether we are selecting a restaurant or considering a cross-country move, we shape our lives. The decisionmaking process can be empowering, allowing us to enjoy the benefits of self-determination. Yet it can also be a source of anxiety because decisions force us to face the possibility of dissatisfaction and inner conflict. As a result, many of us opt to avoid making decisions by allowing others to make them for us. We consequently turn our power over to spouses, relatives, friends, and colleagues, granting them the stewardship of our lives that is ours by right. Though the decisions we must make are often difficult, we grow more self-sufficient and secure each time we trust ourselves enough to choose. Ultimately, only you can know how the options before you will impact your daily life and your long-term well-being. Within you lies the power to competently weigh the advantages and disadvantages of each selection. Even if you feel incapable of making a decision, your inner wisdom and your intuitive mind will give you sound counsel if you have faith in yourself. Try to come to your own conclusions before seeking the guidance of others, and even then, treat their suggestions as supplementary information rather than votes to be tallied. Before making your choice, release your fear of wrong decisions. Perceived mistakes can lead you down wonderful and unexpected paths that expose you to life-changing insights. If you can let go of the notion that certain choices are utterly right while others are entirely wrong, you will be less tempted to invite others to take the reins of your destiny. When your choices are your own, you will be more likely to accept and be satisfied with the outcome of those choices. Your decisions will be a pure reflection of your desires, your creativity, your awareness, and your power. Since you understand that you must live with and take responsibility for your decisions, you will likely exercise great care when coming to conclusions. As you learn to make informed and autonomous choices, you will gain the freedom to consciously direct the flow of your life without interference.
N.B. The best way to contact Mirror Library is either to visit on a Wednesday afternoon or send an email to
[email protected]
namic energy and the inspiration it provides. This may be why we look forward to tomorrow as providing the possibility of renewal. Many traditions consider the light of the rising sun to be particularly divine in its origins; this is why so many people in the world face east when performing ritual. We too can cultivate that rising sun energy inside ourselves, carrying it with us to light our way through any time of day or night, drawing on its power to awaken and renew our spirits. One simple way to do this is to carry an image or a photograph of the rising sun with us in our wallet or purse. We can also post this image on our wall at work or at home, or have it as our screensaver on our computer. When we feel the need to start fresh, we can take a moment to gaze at the image, allowing its light to enter into our hearts. As we do this, we might say out loud or quietly to ourselves, I am ready to let go of the past and start anew. We might visualize anything we want to release leaving us as we exhale, and as we inhale, we can take in the fresh energy of the eastern sun, allowing it to light the way to a brand-new day. - Source: DailyOM.com
Men Do Remember Author Unknown A woman wakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th anniversary of the day we met.' She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do,' she replies.
Inner Sunrise: Brand-New Day
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
When today is not going well, it is tempting to focus on tomorrow as a blank slate with all the possibilities that newness provides. It is true that tomorrow will be a brand-new day, but we do not have to wait until tomorrow to start fresh. We can start fresh at any moment, clearing our energy field of any negativity that has accumulated, and call this very moment the beginning of our brand-new day.
'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
There is something about the sunrise and the first few hours of the morning that make us feel cleansed and rejuvenated, ready to move forward enthusiastically. As the day wears on, we lose some of this dy-
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?' 'I remember that, too,' she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, 'I would have got out today.'
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Friday, September 4, 2015
Rogue Body Building
Bashaw Events
by Rev. Robin King Last time, I wrote about how important it is to remember that unity and uniformity aren't the same thing. I particularly focused on how the apostle Paul uses the image of the body to make this point in his letters to fledgling Christian communities. We are all members of one body, each of us with unique gifts that contribute to the wholeness of the body, just as the body benefits the wholeness of its parts. We are connected and when our relationships are healthy, we are healthy and the body is healthy. Well, it seems like a pretty solid metaphor. And it is. I also shared a few thoughts on "calling" (what body part are you?) and how we engage people to share in building the body in which we all grow, as the body grows (themes in the letter to the Ephesians). The thing about metaphors, though, is that they focus on one or two facets of something much more complex. Consider all the metaphors we have for Jesus, for example: bread of life, light of the world, the true vine, the good shepherd and many more. Each represents an aspect - or aspects - of our relationship with Jesus and speaks to many, but not all. None express the whole completely or to everyone. But they can also raise more questions and lead us to explore more deeply our understanding of the original thing. And the body metaphor does that, I think. Think for a minute about the wholeness of the body. Body image issues and superficial and subjective judgements aside, let's be a little literal for a minute (always a bit dangerous where the Bible's concerned). We already have a preconceived idea of what the body should look like and how it should operate. There's a foot at the bottom of each leg, a hand at the end of each arm, the various bones are connected where they ought to be and "dem bones gonna walk around," as the old spiritual goes. But when you start connecting people, diverse and individual, you don't really know what you're going to end up with, and "like" people often gather together. A mouth doesn't always look for a hand, for example. What if the body were all mouths and no hands? Or, worse, if it were all mouths and hands and no eyes or ears? More often than not, we're like assembling a jigsaw puzzle with no picture to show you what it should look like. We come together piece by piece, seeking the right fit, making something that's living and organic (like a body), but without any real idea of what it should look like until it starts to take shape. At least, we should have an idea that there should be love and respect, care and mutual support (that's the "ligaments" Paul refers to in Ephesians). But if we already have an idea of what form we must fit into, that's not creative, that's confining. Now's a really good time for the body called "church" to remember that. For centuries we've fit into a certain body type. But the body's going through changes, as it were, and we need to be more open to new shapes and sizes. At a recent meeting, while discussing the options being consider for restructuring the United Church, someone expressed the concern that too much freedom for individual congregations may inspire some to go "rogue." I said then, and still say, I'd love it if someone thought my church had gone "rogue!" Yes, I know they expressed a legitimate con-
Sunday, September 13
Round Up Sunday at Bashaw Community Church at 10:00 AM. Everyone welcome!
Friday, September 25
Bashaw Legion Meat Draw 8 Draws made, 1 free! Tickets: 3 for $2. Meat provided by Bashaw Meats. Doors open at 6pm, Draws start at 7pm. Everyone Welcome!
cern about a congregation straying too far from church doctrine and yes, "rogue" can have a very negative connotation (thank you Mission Impossible franchise for making that point in your latest film). But following the way of Jesus is revolutionary in so many ways, it can sometimes challenge doctrine and, most importantly, challenge us to go places we've not been before and build communities that are new and different. Maybe we need to go a little bit "rogue" to build the new body.
A Can of Peaches Author Unknown A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process. When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store. The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches." The judge then asked why she had done it. She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store." The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "Nine, but what do you care about that?" The judge patiently said, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach." As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak. The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?" The husband said, "Your Honour, she also stole a can of peas."
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Friday, September 4, 2015 Battle River Bus Route: from Bashaw to Ferintosh, Edberg, New Norway, Duhamel (to Camrose/return). The bus (available to ALL ages not just seniors). 780-372-3631 or Toll Free: 1-855-472-3631. Bashaw Adult Learning Courses 780-3723648 for courses and to register. Community Theatre please call for more information. Bashaw Ag Society meets 2nd Monday of the month at 7 pm at the Ag Grounds. Bashaw Ag. Society Building: phone 780-372-3079, fax 780-372-3059. President's Home Phone 780-8772598. E-mail
[email protected]. Facebook https:// www.facebook,com/bashaw.agboard. To book Ag Facility or Ball Diamonds, call Loretta Paget anytime @ 780-781-6451 or 780-3723911 Mon-Wed.
The Chautauqua A15 Bashaw Medical Clinic Call 780-372-3740 Bashaw Meadows Volunteers needed for a variety of positions: reading, outings, powder puff, tuck shop, games, one on one. Interested? Contact 780-372-2056 for more information. Bashaw RCMP Victim Services Bethany Simpson 780-372-3793. Bashaw Skating Club Karen 780-372-2447. Bashaw Thrift Store open Tuesday, Thursday and Friday from 104pm. Drop off only received during business hours. Bashaw Well Child Clinics 3rd Wednesday of each month. For appointments, please call Camrose Public Health at 780-679-2980. Bashaw Youth Centre open Tues - Fri 3 - 7 pm. Phone 780-372-4048. Bethany Lifeline call 780-372-4074.
Bashaw Art Club 10 - 3 pm Tuesdays above the Happy Gang Centre. For more information on classes and our meetings call: Gail Skjaveland 780 877 2393, Cathy Schafer 403 788 3625, Judy Hoy 780 372 3651
Fire Department General meetings every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month at the Fire Hall. Contact Fire Chief Mike Andriatz or Deputy Chief Jordan Lee or Bashaw Town Office.
Bashaw Bottle Depot Wed 10-2 PM Thurs, Fri, Sat. 9 - 4:30 PM 4H Beef Club meets 1st Monday at 7:00 pm. Call Karen 780-877-2598. Bashaw Bus Society Shuttle Tuesday in town service. Camrose service: Thursdays only. To book call 780 372-3631. Charter available Bashaw Community Church 10:00 am Sunday Service (Effective Sept. 13). Bible Study Wednesday evenings at 7 pm. Contact: 780-3723581. Bashaw Daycare Monday - Friday 7:30 am - 6 pm. 780-372-4074. Bashaw & District Chamber of Commerce Meets regularly. Please visit our website http://enjoybashaw.com/events/ for community and Chamber meetings, dates and times. As well as our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/BashawChamber or email us at
[email protected] Bashaw & District Food Bank 780-372-4074
Happy Gang Seniors Centre Mondays 500 at 1:00 p.m. 10:30 am to 11:15 - Beginner Hula 11:15 am - 12 noon - Advanced Hula 5 pm - Ukulele group Wednesdays 2nd & 4th Shuffleboard at 1:30 p.m. - beginning mid-Oct 1st Wed Regular meeting at 1:30 p.m. Thursdays Crib at 1:00 p.m. Fridays Darts 10:00 a.m. - beginning mid-Oct. Floor Curling 1:30 p.m. - beginning Oct. 18th Sunday Canasta at 1:30 p.m. Everyone welcome to take part in activities. Membership $10 per year Immaculate Heart of Mary Parish Catholic Church Mass Time Bashaw Mass times: Weekend Mass 6pm Saturdays except 1st Sunday of month 9am. For all Mass times call 403-742-2047
Bashaw & District Preschool 780-372-4074. Bashaw & District Regional Health & Wellness Foundation Box 760, Bashaw, AB T0B 0H0. On Facebook as “Bashaw & District Regional Health & Wellness Foundation –Bdrhwf” Bashaw Elks meet 1st Wednesday of the month for a Dinner Meeting at 6:30 pm at the Bashaw Community Centre. (No meetings July and August). For more info contact Leon Braseth 780-372-4437.
Ionic Fitness Centre (Co-Ed Gym) Access Card System 5:00 a.m. midnight. 780-372-2030. Majestic Theatre meeting 4th Thursday of the month at 7:00 pm. Musical Jam sessions 1st Sunday of each month from 1 - 4 pm. Meals on Wheels 780-372-4074. Frozen meals for $7.00/meal. Neighborhood Newcomers please call BDSS at 780-372-4074
Bashaw Historical Society meeting the second Monday of each month at 7:00 pm at the Lutheran Church. Contact Pam at 780 372- 2031. Bashaw Home Support Program Routine housekeeping, meal preparation, laundry. For more information call BDSS at 780-372-4074. Bashaw Legion Wednesdays Bingo at 7:30 pm. 1st and 3rd Thursday Cribbage at 7:00 pm Friday Community Darts 7 pm Bashaw Library (in the Community Centre) Monday 1:30 -4:30 pm, Tues. Wed. Thurs. Fri. 10 am - 4:30 pm, closed for lunch 12:30 -1:30 pm, Sat. 10-noon, Free internet access, books, movies, & more! Monkey Business Playgroup - 1st & 3rd Wed. at 10 AM, free drop in program for children 0-5 yrs, must be accompanied by an adult. Kids Lego Club drop in anytime. Bashaw Light Horse Club a family oriented light horse riding club dedicated to having fun with our horses while learning to be the best horse people we can be. Find us on Facebook for more information.
Royal Purple Meeting 2nd Monday 7:30 pm St. Peter’s Lutheran Church (4 miles N of Bashaw on Hwy 21, 6 miles W on Hwy 53). 11:00 a.m. Sunday Service on the 1st & 3rd Sundays. Phone 780 372-3845 (office) or 403 784-3437 (Leanne) TOPS Tuesday at 10 am at United Church. Louise Hogg 780-372-3776. Town Council Meetings 1st & 3rd Thursday at 5:00 pm. www.townofbashaw.com United Church 11:00 am Sunday Service with Sunday School. Phone: 780-372-3891. Labyrinth available. Email:
[email protected] Website: www.bmunitedchurch.com Women’s Institute meetings 1st Wednesday of the months: April, May, September & November at 1:30pm at the Community Centre. Contact Pat Neubeker 780-372-4395 Zion Lutheran Church 9:30 am Sunday Service. Phone 780 3723845 (office) or 780 372-4112 (Jean)
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Friday, September 4, 2015
Town of Bashaw Approved Council Minutes REGULAR MEETING OF COUNCIL THURSDAY, July 23, 2015 – 5 P.M. COUNCIL CHAMBERS Attendance:
Mayor Penny Shantz, Deputy Mayor Rosella Peterman, Councillor Darren Pearson, Councillor Lynn Schultz, Councillor Bryan Gust Chief Administrative Officer: Theresa Fuller Recording Secretary: Kathy Berry Press in Attendance: David Thielen and Lisa Joy
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CALL TO ORDER by Mayor Shantz at 5:00 p.m.
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PUBLIC HEARING - none
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ADDITIONS & AGENDA APPROVAL of July 23, 2015 MOVED by Deputy Mayor Peterman to adopt as amended the AGENDA OF JULY 23, 2015 with additions of: - 7.8 to be added BVJ Chamber Parade Invitation MOTION # 177-2015 CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY 4)
MINUTES 4.1 Minutes of Regular Council Meeting of July 9, 2015 MOVED by Councillor Schultz to approve the Minutes of July 9, 2015 as presented. MOTION # 178-2015 CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY 5)
DELEGATIONS - none
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NEW AND UNFINISHED BUSINESS 7.1 CPO Mike Kuzio – Manager of Protective Services, Camrose County – Provision of Bylaw Services – CAO Fuller presented information with respect to the Services offered. Council would like for CAO to compare the offered services with the Contract that was in force with Alberta Animal and Municipal Enforcement Services to ensure that the services are duplicated – this item to be tabled to August 13 meeting. 7.2 Bylaw/Contract Review Committee –Council decided to schedule a meeting dedicated specifically to Bylaw/Contract Review. 7.3 CAO Fuller presented the Chamber concerns regarding security on Main Street. Discussion progressed. The challenge is, how to proceed in a fair/consistent way to all Businesses. Council felt it was a business specific issue. CAO Fuller to communicate information the Bashaw Chamber. 7.4 RCMP – Constable Anderson; Presented concerns regarding lack of activities for 10-15 year olds. Various suggestions presented. Constable Anderson departed after his presentation. 7.5 Town Credit Card Authorization MOVED by Councillor Pearson to approve Mayor Shantz and CAO Fuller to be town Credit Card holders subject to the overdraft conditions within each agreement as provided by Servus Credit Union. MOTION # 179-2015 CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY 7.6 Lot Sales – Sell In House or use Agent MOVED by Councillor Schultz to Sell the Lots internally. MOTION # 180-2015 CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY 7.7 Street closure request – Majestic Theatre August 22, 2015 – 1:00 to 4:30 pm. MOVED by Councillor Pearson to grant the Street closure request for August 22, 2015 from 1:00 – 4:30 pm. MOTION #181-2015 CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY
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Town of Bashaw Monthly Statement ending June 30, 2015 MOVED by Councillor Peterman to accept the Monthly Statement ending June 30, 2015 as information. MOTION #182-2015 CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY 7.8 BVJ Chamber Parade Invitation Penny is going to try to attend, Rosella will not be available. 8)
COMMITTEE & STAFF REPORTS 8.1 Committee Reports A. Mayor Shantz reported that she attended the Bashaw Community Health Center to pay respects and wish luck to the retiring Director. B. Deputy Mayor Peterman – nothing to report. C. Councillor Gust- nothing to report. D. Councillor Pearson - nothing to report. E. Councillor Schultz - nothing to report. 8.2 Staff Reports A. Murray Holroyd – away on Holidays. B. CAO Report i. Attached to Minutes MOVED by Councillor Pearson to accept the Committee & Staff Reports as presented. MOTION # 183-2015 CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY 9) CORRESPONDENCE MOVED by Councillor Pearson to accept the Committee & Staff Reports as presented. MOTION # 183-2015 CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY
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NEXT MEETING: August 13, 2015 at 5 p.m. in Council Chambers MOVED by Mayor Shantz that the next regular Council Meeting be on August 13, 2015 @ 5 p.m. MOTION #184-2015 CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY 12)
ADJOURNMENT of the July 23, 2015 Regular Meeting of Council called by Mayor Shantz at 6:30 p.m.
Bashaw School submitted by the Bashaw School Staff Tuesday, Sept. 1
School resumed at 8:40 am.
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The Chautauqua A17
A smile is a sign of joy. A hug is a sign of love. A laugh is a sign of happiness. And a friend like me?? Heck...that's just a sign of good taste!! - Author Unknown
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Village of Donalda "Pancake and Music Jam" 2nd Sunday of each month. Pancakes at 11:00 a.m. Jam session to follow...Come join enjoy a fun time at the "Drop-In Centre" (corner of Main St. and Alberta Ave.) Donalda Friendship Coulee Club Drop in each Saturday at the Club for "Coffee, and Fellowship" Where: Drop In Centre on Main St. and Alberta Ave. 1:30pm. - 4pm. We'd love to see you there!! October 10 & 11
Willie Bronze & Donalda Light Riders Poker Rally (403) 883-2436
Sunday, November 29
A Village Christmas Parade of Lights, Santa, Christmas Market, Santa's Shopping Centre (403) 883-2943
ABRA Barrel Racing 403-883-2824 Barb Bosch Donalda Animal Rescue 403-883-2521 403-883-2870 Donalda Arena & Equestrian Centre 403-883-2330 Jodi Blouin Donalda Beautification Initiative 403-883-2891 Beth Fulton Donalda Campground 403-883-2330 Jodi Blouin Donalda Cemetery Club 403-883-2377 Holly Komishke Donalda Community Arts Society 403-883-2255 Byron Norman Donalda Community Hall Available for rent 403-883-2330 Jodi Blouin Donalda Coulee Friendship Club 403-883-2555 Judy Dinsmore Darlene Tantrum 403-883-2253 Pancake Breakfast & Music Jam - 2nd Sunday of the month Bingo - 3rd Wednesday at 7:30 pm. Friendship Centre is available to rent, they also cater Donalda Curling Club 403-883-2824 Mike Mueller Mixed Curling League - December - March Donalda & District Ag Society 403-883-2330 Jodi Blouin Donalda & District Museum 403-883-2100 Ken Favrholdt Email:
[email protected] Donalda Equestrian Centre Indoor riding arena: 75 x 180 ft Outdoor riding arena: 300 x 300 ft Barrel Racing Jackpots - every Wednesday (403-883-2356) Arena is available for rent Donalda Library 403-883-2026 Donalda Light Riders 403-883-2436 Becky Clement Drill team rides - Monday nights (September - June) Trail rides all year Donalda Lutheran Churches 403-883-2025 Donalda & District Community Promotion Society 403-883-2891 Beth Fulton Donalda School 403-883-2280 Mr. John Thorn Donalda Ski Hill & Chalet 403-883-2330 Jodi Blouin Donalda Volunteer Fire Department Fire Permits must be obtained from the County of Stettler. Use 911 for emergencies.
Friday, September 4, 2015 Conference Room is available for Functions and/or meetings 403-883-2350 Frank Sutton Lyncot Ladies Club 403-883-0007 Carla Bakkers Metis Association 403-883-0005 Lorne & Barb Todd Over the Hill Trail Riders 403-742-4681 Ginger Novakowski Spruce Coulee Community Centre 403-883-2580 Fraser Beebee Village of Donalda 403-883-2345 Westwoods Community Centre 403-574-2116 Karen Williams
Eight Words with Two Meanings Author Unknown 1. THINGY (thing-ee) Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Real and lasting happiness comes through the progressive accumulation of unforgettable memories and special moments. - Robin Sharma
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The Chautauqua A19 The Central Alberta Buccaneers entered the first round of the playoffs on Saturday, August 22nd, when they kicked off against the Edmonton Stallions. During the regular season, the Bucs edged the Stallions in a close 20-14 battle; this game would be no different. During the week’s practices leading up to the game, the Bucs knew they would face adversity. Three team captains were unable to attend the game and the team faced the departure of other key personnel. Despite these setbacks, the Bucs were determined: “I’m proud of the way we handle adversity on this team. No matter what curveball gets thrown in the way, we have rallied when needed,” said quarterback #3 Jarrett Bursuk. Bursuk stepped into the starting role when the original starter became unavailable for the game, another moment that tested the Bucs resilience. But, #3 rose to the occasion. He made key, drive-extending plays, including a creative bootleg-pass that found #19 Axsivier Lawrence deep down field. Lawrence praised the gutsy performance of Bursuk, saying that he “followed the game plan to a tee and only had one incomplete pass.”
#41 Cody Baird makes tackle on an Irish runningback
Central Alberta Buccaneers Photoes & write-up courtesy of Todd Lewis
In the first half of the game, the Bucs and Stallions traded touchdowns back and forth. While the Bucs defense brought pressure on the pony QB, his receivers made opportunistic catches. Despite a few goal line stops, the pirate D gave up two touchdowns and a field goal. The Bucs offense responded however, utilizing both running and passing plays. The score was 14-17 at the half.
The Central Alberta Buccaneers kicked off in Airdrie against the 2015 expansion team, the Irish, in the last week of regular season AFL play. While the outcome of the game would not affect either team’s playoff situation (the Bucs locked up third place with a win against the St. Albert Stars and the Irish did not qualify), both teams were determined to win. For the Irish (2-5), it was their last chance to play before the offseason; for the Bucs (5-2), it was a chance to improve and gain momentum before the playoffs.
The second half was a game of defensive attrition. The ball was punted often by both teams, causing a battle for field position. Eventually, the Bucs would drive close enough to the Stallion endzone for the field goal unit to take formation. They tied the game in the third at 1717. With a minute left, #5 Tylor Johnson would split the uprights for the game winning field goal, making the score 20-17 and, as a result, earning the Bucs a semi-finals berth.
From the opening whistle, the Bucs were in a battle they didn’t expect from the down-but-not-yet-out Irish. For the majority of the first quarter, it was a tied ball game at 7-7. Pascal Plante hauled in the lone Bucs TD with a few nifty moves and a long 70 yard sprint into the Irish endzone (his second in as many games). The pirates would finish the first half with a moderate lead, sitting at 18-8.
The Bucs got a helping hand from the audience during the game. Lead by Bucs-announcer, Kelly McCheyne, the bleachers were often chanting and cheering, urging the Bucs to victory. “Our fans always give us a little bit of an edge when it comes down to close games; they’re always cheering us on and giving us full support,” said Lawrence. “We have the whole community backing us and that’s relieving to know as we move forward in the playoffs,” said Bursuk.
While the Bucs were able to make some dynamic and opportunistic plays in the second half, it was (yet again) penalties that were their Achilles’ heel. It seemed that every time the Bucs made an outstanding play, an orange flag was somewhere to be found on the turf. “We will not win games with how many penalty yards we are racking up each game,” said defensiveback Layton Johnson. Runningback Tanner Green added: “we need to work on staying focused and coming out of the gate working as a united team. We don’t have a lack of great athletes by any means; it’s the mental errors that get us.” As a result of these errors, the Bucs scoring trickled to a halt. Before they knew it, the Irish had tied the game at 18-18 with a few minutes left. It would be veteran cornerback Tylor Johnson who made the game-winning play when he intercepted a stray Irish pass and ran it into the endzone. The Bucs won their final regular season game 25-18, finishing with a 6-2 record.
The Bucs are on the road in order to take on the #2 seeded Fort McMurray Monarchs. During regular season, the Monarchs handed the Bucs one of their two losses for the season. Defensive lineman Tony Dawson predicts the game will be a “dog fight. They are a great team. But if we come together as a unit, I like our chances.” If the Bucs are able to top the Monarchs, it will be the first time in franchise history for the pirates to advance to finals. #32 Kale Volker and #38 Todd Lewis lay a licking on the Stallion Quarterback.
Despite penalty woes, “there were a lot of positives to be taken away from the game,” said rookie receiver Hunter Gooderham. “Special Teams made some big plays and turnovers. Both the offense and defense had big plays, showing a glimpse of what we are truly capable of.” These glimpses of potential are what the Bucs hope to embody when they kickoff against the Edmonton Stallions in the quarter-finals. “With a couple solid practices and with our heads on right, we will come home with another W,” said Green. The Bucs host the Stallions, August 22nd at 6pm at Lacombe’s MEGlobal Athletic Park. In addition to the game, both the Irish and the Bucs raised pledges for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation in their first annual “Real Men Wear Pink” game. While the Bucs were the victors on the football field, they came in second to the Irish on pledge forms (Bucs raised 250$, Irish 1000$). As a result, the Buccaneer team chairman will wear pink for a day at work.
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District 19 Open Meeting Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings every Saturday, 7pm at the Community Baptist Church (4802 47 Ave.) Behind the new water treatment plant. Contact 780-385-6056 for more info SOS Program Service Options for Seniors Donna is in Flagstaff County the first full week of each month at the following locations: Forestburg (Big Knife Seniors Centre) Tues. 2:00-3:00 Donna Coombs Executive Director, (780) 672-4121 or 1-866-6724131 Transfer Station now accepts: • wet cell batteries • paint and paint cans - aerosol, latex, oil and varnishes • oil filters, empty oil jugs • all electronics (e-waste) The Forestburg Lions Club has BINGO every Tuesday at the Forestburg Community Hall. Bingo starts at 6:30pm. Come out and try your luck while supporting the Lions Club!! The Forestburg Art Club Is proud to present: Kids Art Club every Tuesday from 3:30—5:00pm at the Art Club above the Fire Station. Junior and Senior High students only. Any questions contact Lori Trudeau 780-582-4111. GOOD GRIEF Bereavement Support Group at the Knox United Church, Killam Every Tuesday. To register, contact Helen Samm, Counsellor Flagstaff Family & Community Services (780)385-3976 email: counslertelus.net Looking for something to do? Try the Seniors Drop In Centre. Open Mon - Sat 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Floor curling, cards, Pool, exercises, coffee
LIBRARY HOURS Ph. 780-582-4110 Tuesday - Friday 10 a.m. – 5:30 p.m. Saturday 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. To find out about our programs, new books, or to renew or request items online: http:// forestburglibrary.prl.ab.ca FORESTBURG CLINIC Call 780-582-5185 for appointments Mon— Fri. Please confirm that your appointment is for Forestburg as the phone is call forwarded to Daysland clinic on days the Forestburg clinic is not open. WELL BABY CLINIC— Call 780-384-3652 for appt. FORESTBURG COMMUNITY BAPTIST CHURCH: Lead Pastor David Tonner, Associate Pastor Andrew Lortie Sunday Morning Worship 9:00 a.m. Phone: 780-385-3607 Website: www.killambaptistchurch.ca/forestburg_church BETHEL UNITED: Sunday Services at 11:30 am First Sunday of each month is communion Last Saturday of each month, the Men’s Breakfast (8:30 – 10:00 am.) 780-582-3796, e-mail albethucpersona.ca HOPE LUTHERAN: Worship 9:30 am Pastor Rick Laurendeau 780-582-3531 1st & 3rd Sundays - led by Colin Millang 2nd & 4th Sundays - led by Pastor Rick Curtain Call Community Theatre Roxie Wegenast 780-583-2112 Diplomat Mine Museum Society Ryan Hunting 780-582-3758 Forestburg Aquanauts Robin Hillman 780-582-2207 Forestburg Arena Association Brent Stenson 780-582-3566
Friday, September 4, 2015 Forestburg Art Club Val Vincett 780-583-3929 Forestburg Ceramics and/or Pottery Marj Lunty 780-582-2250 Forestburg Community Caterers to book, call Charlotte Stenson at 780-582-3787. To volunteer for the Community Caterers please call Rita at 780-582-3811. The profits raised by this group help to support the Forestburg community Hall as well as other Community events. Forestburg Community Centre Reta LeGear 780-582-3811 Forestburg Concert Series Forestburg Curling Club Jeff Northey 780-582-3925 Forestburg Dance Society Linda Welsh 780-582-2408 Forestburg Figure Skating Club Nicole Streich 780-582-2490 Forestburg Fossils Hockey Jeff Northey 780-582-3925 Forestburg Golf Club Don Lunty 780-582-2192 Forestburg Historical Society Janice Freadrich 780-582-2265 Forestburg Lightning Ladies Hockey Maureen Adams 780-582-3720 Forestburg Minor Ball Aaron Martz 780-582-4252 Forestburg Minor Hockey Association Aaron Bish 780-582-3886 Forestburg Minor Soccer Marty Forster 780-582-2460 Forestburg Municipal Library Marion Oberg Riise 780-582-4110 Forestburg Senior Baseball Dale Litke 780-582-4286 Forestburg Slopitch League Jim Andre 780-582-2473 Hastings Coulee Hall Board Shirley Helmig 780-582-2283 Pleasington Historical Society Rosemarie Oberg 780-582-2160 SOS (Service Options for Seniors) Donna Coombs 780-582-3641 The Walter Jahns Singers Gen Dietz 780-582-3612 Valley Ski Club 780-879-2106 VMA Fitness Consulting Variety of Classes Offered. For more information Vickie Arksey 780-582-3800
Forestburg News Forestburg Golf Club • Men’s Night – Tuesday at 6 p.m. • Ladies Night – Wednesday at 6 p.m. • Senior’s – Thursday at 9 a.m. • Mixed Night – Friday at 6 p.m. For all new golfers, we have “DISCOUNT MONDAYS” from 8 until noon when you can golf 2 for the price of 1. We need the community’s help in order to help the community. Did you know that approximately 80% of Canadian soil is protected by volunteer fire departments? Your Village of Forestburg Volunteer Fire Fighters are members of your community; they are your friends, family, coworkers and neighbours. Because past members are retiring or moving on, there has been a serious decline in fire personnel to keep our community and our families safe. The Village of Forestburg Fire Department is currently recruiting volunteer firefighters. The small minimum time commitment for this vital position is generally only a few hours per month. Plus of course, the critical times you are called to action when someone is in need. If you have any questions or are interested in joining, please contact Fire Chief Kevin Lunty at
[email protected] or call the Village Office at 780-582-3668 The green bins beside the Forestburg Meat Processing Plant are for compostable yard waste only. This includes garden refuse, lawn clippings, leaves, twigs etc. These bins are not to be used for compostable table scraps and branches over 1 inch diameter. Also, materials can be dumped directly into the bins or inside paper yard waste bags. Plastic bags are not compostable and should not be placed in compost bins. Thank you !!!!!!!!!! Forestburg is turning 100 years old in 2019. The 100th Anniversary Committee is making a cookbook “BAKIN’ IN THE BURG.” We would love to include your favourite recipes of past and present (in Memory of). Please drop off your recipes to the Village Office or email to
[email protected] or mail them to P.O. box 210 Forestburg AB T0B 1N0 We are also compiling a book of local ghost stories. Stories must be submitted with name and address, but you can request to remain anonymous and your name will not be printed in the book
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Friday, September 4, 2014 Adult Recreational Volleyball Contact Tracy Kozey 4037 4 9 - 3 1 8 1 . $5/month. Thurs., 7 to 9 pm at Delburne School, Large Gym Anthony Henday Historical Society meetings held 3rd Tuesday of each month. For further info Contact Ray Reckseidler 403-749-3813 Anthony Henday Museum open July 1st - August 29th. Tuesday through Saturday 10:00 - 4:00 pm.
The Chautauqua A21 Contact Linda Attfield at 403-304-4408 for information. Delburne Pharmacist Services - Alix Drugs provides a full prescription service for customers. Call Shannon Glover 403-391-6775. Delburne Playschool Tuesday's and Thursday's from 9-11:30 in St. Michael's Catholic Church (basement). Call Jane 403-749-2048 or Jayne at 403-749-3059 Delburne Pottery Club Very active, fun club, full studio, reasonable rates. New members welcome! Call Norma 403-747-2926. Delburne United Church Worship service & Sunday School Sunday at 11:15 a.m. For more info call Amy Mueller 403-749-3772 or Carol 403-749-3856
Can Skate, Seniors & Synchronized Skating Keri 403-749-3112. Chamber of Commerce Contact Dave Grant at 403-749-2595 Cowboy Church 2nd & last Wednesday of month, 7:00 pm Elnora Drop In. For more info call Mary Williams at 403-749-2047
ELKS meet 2nd Monday of the month at 8 pm sharp. Contact Roy Jamieson 403-749-2058 Family Community Support Services (FCSS) 403-749-3654. Family School Wellness worker For information call 403-749-3838
Cumberland Hall to book the hall for your next gathering, please contact Ada & Gerry Linneberg at 403-749-2525. Delburne Ag Society 2nd Tuesday of the month. Contact Roberta Purdie 403-749-2700. Delburne & District Light Horse Association Annual membership is $15 for an individual and $20 for a family. For more information contact: Jackie Smith (Pres.) 403-749-2792 or Bonnie Stephenson 403749-3434 (Secretary) Email:
[email protected]. A fun, family oriented horse club that offers gymkhana events and cattle penning. New members always welcome. Delburne Boys & Girls Club Delburne Centralized School It’s FREE! Kids Club 6-12 year olds, Thursday, 3:30-5:30 pm Games, crafts, snack, theme days, meet new friends. • Keystone 13-17 year olds, Thursday, 6:00-8:00 pm Ski trip, leadership activities, retreats, offsites, fundraising. If you are interested please contact AJ @ 403-342-6500 ext. 112 or
[email protected] or you can grab a registration form at the school office.
Footcare Clinic Located at Elk Haven Manor, Delburne One Monday per month. Please call Elnora HomeCare office for an appointment 403-773-3636. Harvest Gym 403-749-3838. Hours: Monday-Friday 7:30am-8:30pm Closed Weekends/School Holidays. Bring in your Legion 2015 membership card* and you will receive a 2014-2015 Harvest Gym membership for 1/2 price! Students attending DCS: $10.00 Non-DCS Students: $20.00. All memberships are valid to June 26, 2015. Healthy Communities Initiative Call 403-749-3380 for info. Lab Services Every Wednesday morning from 9-12 at the Elnora Health Center. To make an appointment call 403-773-3636. Ladies Auxiliary to the Legion Meet 2nd Saturday of the month at 10:00 a.m. Contact: Jeanette 403-749-3787
Delburne Community Hall For bookings contact Kerri Dickinson 403 749-3630 or cell 780 505-2558
Meals on Wheels We had expanded our options of affordable, nutritious and ready-to-eat meals via a partnership with the Golden Circle. If you are unable to provide a meal for yourself due to health / physical limitation and call FCSS to try a SAMPLE MEAL FOR FREE.
Delburne Curling Club Contact Louise Smith at 403-749-3898
New to Delburne Welcome package available at the Village Office.
Delburne Drop In Centre Play Crib on Mondays at 1:30 p.m. Potluck 2nd Friday at noon, before music and dance. Music & Dance 2nd, 4th & 5th Fri 1 - 4 p.m. General meetings 1st Monday after Crib at 4:30 p.m.
Royal Canadian Legion Potluck supper every 3rd Saturday! Meetings last Wednesday of the month. Bookings available. Contact John McLeod 403-749-2277.
Delburne Food Bank Drop items at the Delburne Village Office.
St Columba Anglican Church services are 10:30 a.m. every Sunday. The first Sunday of every month is Holy Communion with Rev. Edith Sandusky officiating. The following Sundays are morning prayers with a lay reader. Contact Jean Johnson @ 403-749-2411
Delburne 4H Beef Club contact Laura Biggs at 403-749-2665 . School Council (PAC) Contact Tracy Jackson 403-749-3059. Delburne 4H Coal Trail Riders Susanne Widdecke 403-749-2731 Delburne Gospel Church Sundays at 11:00 a.m. Weekly Home Bible Studies Wednesday at 1:30 p.m. Call 403-749-2211 or 403-749-3708. Delburne Library Tuesday - Friday: 11:00 - 5:00 pm
Village Office Hours Mon - Thurs 9 am – 4:30 pm (closed 12-1 pm), Fridays 9:00 - 12:00 pm CLOSED afternoon. Council meetings 2nd and 4th Tuesday at 1 pm. Signs To have your event promoted, forward details to the Village Office in person or phone 403-749-3606. For any Cemetery needs please contact the Village Office at 403-749-3606.
Saturday: 11:00 - 2:00 pm.
Delburne Minor Hockey Meeting 1st Thursday of the month. Call Dale 403-749-3243 or Lisa at 403-749-3535. delburneminorhockey.com Delburne Neighborhood Place 403-749-3380. Coordinator: Jayne Harrison. Hours: Monday to Thursday 9:30 am - 3:30 pm, Delburne Moms & Tots every Wednesday at Delburne United Church.
Well-Baby Immunization Clinics 2nd and 4th Wednesday at Neighborhood Place by appt only, call Elnora CHC 403-773-3636. Wheels on Meals Hot meals delivered Mon-Wed-Fri at lunch time. Call 403-749-3654. Women’s Outreach and Central Alberta Women’s Shelter services Appointments available upon request. Please call 403-749-3380
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Events & Activities Thursday, September 17
NERD - Natural Energy Research Delburne 7:30 - 8:30 pm at Delburne Municipal Library Delburne Minor Hockey’s Welcome Meeting for the season at 7pm at the Delburne Drop In. All those that have not registered to play or coach yet please do so soon. Registration packages are available on our website at www.delburneminorhockey.com. If you have any questions, please email DMH at
[email protected].
Saturday, Sept. 26
Princess Ball 1-4pm. We are looking for volunteers to help that day! Contact Amy at 403-350-5421 or
[email protected] for more information.
Delburne Pottery Club is offering pottery classes for beginners every Thursday starting October 1, from 10a.m. to 1p.m., running 8 weeks. To inquire call Norma at 403-597-3703. Delburne Farmers’ Market is proudly being co-managed by Sue Neilsen and Diane Gunter! Vendor tables available - call Diane Gunter at 403-749-4868. GARDEN REFUSE TRAILER is out and for yard waste only which DOES NOT INCLUDE household garbage. Each day from Monday to Friday, it is placed in a different location: MONDAY Corner of 19 St. & 27 Ave. TUESDAY Corner of 21 St. & 26 Ave. WEDNESDAY Corner of 20 St. & 18 Ave. THURSDAY Corner of 21 St. & 22 Ave. FRIDAY Corner of 18 St. & 22 Ave. MAIN STREET REVITALIZATION Attracting jingle in the jeans! Let’s discover together how we can: • Get more people visiting our shops and services • Attract new business while honouring our historical theme. If this interests you, please submit your name and ideas to via email to neighboursandfriends@ delburne.ca ASSISTANCE with FORMS Do you have questions around AB Seniors Benefits, Special Needs Assistance for Seniors, Dental/Optical Assistance for Seniors, and/or Education Property Tax Assistance for Seniors? If so, please phone FCSS (403 749 3654) to book an appointment. A trained volunteer will meet with you to help you fill out your forms and answer questions you may have. The Canadian Diabetes Bin is back! It is located at 2119 -20 St in the back ally across from the Fire Hall. Canadian Diabetes accepts all clothing, DVD's and accessories. Everything must be in bags. Lets help support a great cause and continue recycling. If you have any questions you can call Bev @ 403-506-1205 or Russell @ 403-314-9961 Centennial Celebration 2013 DVD available for sale at $20.00 each. Call Shelly at the Anthony Henday Museum, 403-749-2711 or call Ray at 403-749-3813. Dry Dump: TUESDAY - 3 pm to 6 pm SATURDAY - 9 am to 1 pm Please note that the dry dump is available for use by BOTH Village & County residents. ABSOLUTELY NO: Glass, VCR’s, DVD’s, stereo’s, metal, appliances, household garbage (mattresses, bed frames, chairs, etc.), appliances, carpet, plastic pails, tires. E-CYCLE TAKES: Computers & accessories, televisions, cardboard,
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Delburne Centralized School Phone: 403-749-3838
Website: www.delburneschool.ca
Delburne Municipal Library Located on Main Street 403-749-3848
Librarian: Judy Nicklom
Email address:
[email protected] Website: http://delburnelibrary.prl.ab.ca Tuesday - Friday: 11:00 - 5:00 pm Wednesday 11:00 - 8:00 pm Saturday 11:00– 2:00 pm Delburne Municipal Library Board is seeking new members and a bookkeeper/treasurer. Contact Peter Wagstaff (Board President) for further details. Check out the new titles arriving weekly at the library. Sign up for your "ME" account to access items at over 300 participating libraries! Ask us how. Membership has it’s privileges With your membership, you have access to limitless print materials for all ages. If you don't see it at our library, we can borrow it from any library in Canada. E-books and eaudiobooks are also available. Read magazines and newspapers from around the world on line! We have 5 public computers with wireless internet, or you can bring in your own and sign in as a library guest. You can borrow DVD's for a week at no charge. Print, copy, fax and laminating services for a small fee. Volunteers are always welcome, come out and support your library!
We're donating $1 million again! Will you donate an idea? If you've got a great idea to create positive change within your community but don't know how to make it happen, the Aviva Community Fund is here for you. Start planning now… The 2015 competition opens for idea submissions September 15 and voting begins October 6. Visit our website (www.avivacommunityfund.org) to download the "Idea Submission Guide" filled with tips on how to prepare your submission.
When you can take the things you judge in yourself and appreciate them to the point where it wouldn't matter if people found out, you'll attain real self-love. - John Demartini
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Village of Delburne Council Minutes
In the tiny petal of a tiny flower that grew from a tiny pod, Is the miracle and the mystery of all creation and God! - Author Unknown
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Willow-Valley Presbyterian Church (located on Hwy 595)
Worship Service - 10am Sundays Cowboy Church - 10am 2nd Sunday of month For more information call 403-749-2525
Great Bend News Great Bend Church of Christ (apx. 6 km. north from intersection of Hwy. 21 & Hwy. 595) Worship Service - 10:15 a.m. Sundays Bible Study - Mondays @ 1:30 p.m. For more info. call Verna @ 403-749-2003 or Judy @ 403-749-2000 Great Bend Community Centre information and bookings please contact Shelley Perry 403-749-2821 or Lynn Williams 403-749-2212.
Delburne Gospel Church “Be still” in English can mean not moving and being quiet. In Hebrew it takes on a fuller meaning; Stop striving, to let go, surrender, quiet your mind and listen with an open spirit, cast aside your thoughts and doubts. Silence can be intimidating, it can feel lonely, raise issues that you may be running from, it is a void that can be filled with doubts, fears, anxieties and worry if not emptied or drowned out by the input offered in everyday life. Difficulties in finances, employment, relationships, dreams, opportunities, all things altered or lost over time that can cloud one’s mind. Who can stop these thoughts; give you strength, quiet the mind and soul, stop the relentless feeling of hopelessness we can experience at given moments in time? He is the firm foundation, he will never leave us nor will he forsake us, he promises council, offers us wisdom, he holds out his hand to walk with us, carry us if needed. We need only to let go, surrender and listen for him. “God is love… There is no fear in love… (1John:16,18). God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble (Psalm 46:1). He is there to fill us with peace. Sunday Worship Service & Sunday School at 11 A.M. If you have questions concerning our ministries please call: 403-749- 2211, 403-749-3708 or 403-749-2699
Delburne United Church The United Church has been involved in many projects over the years for the good of the church and to help out in the community. Our doors open at 10:30 on Sunday mornings where the ladies offer coffee and conversation before the 11:15 service. “All are welcome, all are welcome, all are welcome, in this place.”
4H Coal Trail Riders For our next club year starting up in September we looking for new members, cleavers and leaders, if you would like to know more about our club please call Susanne 403-749-2731.
Delburne & District Light Horse Association Participate in Cattle Penning Friday evenings. Annual membership is $15 for an individual and $20 for a family. For
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Glenellen Community Centre Scrapbooking every Thursday evening at 7 PM Call Doris 403 886 4108 or Jeannine 403 886 4829 for more info. Glenellen Community Center is available "'for rentals for family reunions, birthdays, courses, etc. We're located on the corner of range road 254 and township road 360 near Pine Lake. The centre sits on a 2 acre site. On the grounds we have a ball diamond, picnic area with fire pit, and two horseshoe pits. We are wheelchair accessible and have two washrooms. For more info call...Michelle Koster 403-227-1521, Suzanne Hawkes 403-391-9021 or Sharon Dreeshen 403-598-4160
Pine Lake Happenings Pine Lake Mom’s & Tot’s Every other Thursday at the Pine Lake Hub. Contact Jayne at 403-749-3380 for information. Ghost Pine 40+ Club Potluck Supper and Meeting 1st Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the Pine Lake Hub. Holy Trinity Church Service Sunday mornings 11:15 a.m. Pine Lake Hub Community Centre • Carpet Bowling 1st Tuesday of every month afternoon & evening, Mondays for the rest of the month. • General Meeting 3rd Tuesday of the month at 7:30 p.m. Pine Lake Singers meet Wednesdays 7:30 p.m. at the Pine Lake Hub. Boomtown Trail Quilt Guild Meetings second Wednesday of each month at Pine Lake Hub at 6:30pm. Quilters welcome to join! Sewing Days, Retreat weekends, and charitable participation. more information contact: Jackie Smith (Pres.) 403-749-2792 Bonnie Stephenson (Sec.) 403-391-8602 Or by email
[email protected] Schedule of events listed on Teamsnap - contact the club via email to be sent an invitation by Teamsnap to see scheduled events.
From Administration Council has passed a new Traffic Control Bylaw. This means that any RV that is parked on the street and detached from a vehicle is in violation of this bylaw. People are allowed to park their RV on the street for a period of 48 hours to load/unload, but it must be attached to a vehicle. Please remove any RV’s that are parked on the street and unattached to a vehicle. Warnings will be issued after July 15, 2015 and fines shortly after that. Our new Land Use Bylaw is now in effect. Please refer to our website or come into the Office to pick up a copy if you’re interested to read it. Recreational vehicles, motor homes, campers, or boats may be stored in any yard abutting a street in a Residential District, but they must be parked no closer to the property line than 1.5 m (4.92 ft) and they must be parked in the driveway. Alternatively, they can be stored in the rear yard or on the side yard equal to or not going passed the front of the house. There are RV storage facilities in various locations around the Village that can be utilized if you don’t have enough proper storage space within your yard.
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The Chautauqua A25 Monday 9:30 to 1:00 pm Tuesday 3:00 to 8:00 pm Wednesday 9:30 to 1:00 pm Friday 3:00 to 8:00 pm. Membership is $10.00 per year which includes everyone in the household. Services provided: colour copy, fax, laminate, photograph printing. Library has 6 public computers
AA meetings Mondays in the Elnora Anglican Church basement at 8:30 pm. 1st Monday is open AA & Al-Anon meeting.
Elnora Quilters Group Crafts & Quilting Tuesdays: Everyone is invited to craft or quilt between the hours of 9:30 a.m. & 4:00 p.m. Hope you can come. For further information phone Linda Wilson at 403773-3535
Ag Society meets 4th Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. Black Dragon Martial Arts Lousana Offering Kids and Adult Karate for all ages and fitness levels. Introducing Kick Boxing for all ages and all fitness levels. Contact Sheri at 403.749.3701 for more information! Buffalo Rock Golf Course open: • Ladies Monday evenings starting at 5:15 pm • Men's Thursday evenings starting at 6:00 pm • Senior's Friday mornings starting at 9:30 am
Elnora School of Dance Classes in ballet, jazz, tap, hip hop/jazz funk. Preschool and up. Everyone welcome. Check out our web page at www.elnoraschoolofdance.com for more details. Elnora Community Hall and Elnora Ag Centre, call Village of Elnora 403-773-3922, office hours 9:30 am to Noon and 1:00 pm to 4:30 pm Monday to Friday. "Empty Kettle Cafe" open on Main Street. Phone: 403-773-2244
Churches: Sunday mornings Anglican 1st Sunday is prayer with Lay reader at 10:30 3rd Sun. Holy Communion with Reverend Sandusky 10:30 Community Sunday School 10:00 a.m. at the Elnora Drop-In Centre. Contact Patricia at 587-877-0881. United 11:30 am. No services July & August
Lab Hours Mondays and Wednesdays, 8:30 - noon at the Elnora Community Health Centre. Baby Immunization Clinic Every Thursday morning, 10 am to 12:30 at the Elnora Community Health Center Foot Care Clinics Located at Elnora Home Care Office (The old hospital in Elnora) One Wednesday afternoon a month starting at 4:00pm. Please call Elnora HomeCare office for an appointment 403-773-3636. Well Baby Clinic every Thursday morning 8:30 - 12:30 pm at the Elnora Community Health Centre.
Elks meet 1st Thursday at 8 p.m.
Legion meets 1st Wednesday at 7:30 p.m.
Elnora Book Club We welcome new members anytime. Remember, you need not commit to anything and we have no strict rules: phone 403 755 6305.
Music for Young Children FREE Piano Lesson Call now to book your Free "TRY IT" piano lesson. Call Lori Scott for more info about this excellent music program 403 773 3111
Elnora Car Wash – Coffee Shop and Neighbourhood Place. Closed Friday at 6 pm and Saturdays.
Neighbourhood Place Contact Tina Ward at 403-773-3171.
Buried Treasures: Vol. I and II available. Call Sharon 403.773.2452 or Rose 1.403.227.2064 for further information.
Royal Purple meets 2nd Thursday at 7:30 p.m. Elnora Drop-In • COFFEE: Monday to Friday, 9:00a.m. and 3p.m. • CARDS & GAMES: - Tuesdays & Thursdays at 1:30p.m. • POT LUCK: First Friday of each month at noon. • JAM SESSIONS: - First & Third Fridays of each month. • COWBOY CHURCH: 2nd & last Wed. of the month at 7 pm Everyone welcome to all events. Should you require further information, please call (403)773-2137 or (403)773-3670. Elnora FCSS Contact 403-773-3920 Elnora Garbage Pickup
Rural Boys and Girls Clubs meet Thursdays behind the Elnora Library from 3:30 - 8:30 p.m. If you have any ideas about how to encourage the youth of Elnora to be involved in positive activities, events or pursuits, please come and help out with your own talents. Sensible Eaters meet Tuesdays at 8:30 a.m. at the Community Health Care Centre. Call 403-773-3105 for info. The Village of Elnora Visit www.villageofelnora.com. Village Council meets 2nd Tuesday at 7:30 pm.
Tuesday morning
Elnora Museum open every Friday from 9 to 4 - come in for coffee and a visit! Museum Tours if someone wants to make an appointment to see it, contact: Pat Frew at 403-773-3105; Freda Cheek at 403-7733629; Karen Richardson at 403-773-3745; and Pat Matthews at 4037733937. A membership to the Elnora Museum will cost you ONLY $10.00 per year. Your yearly donation of $10.00 will go a long way towards helping us reach our goals for 2015. Please mail your $10.00 membership fee to: Elnora Museum Box 573 Elnora, AB T0M 0Y0. THANK YOU FOR HELPING KEEP OUR STORIES ALIVE! Elnora Playschool Monday and Wednesdays from 9:30 a.m. to 11:30 am in the basement of the Elnora United Church. Teacher: Shelley Lawrence. For more info, call Tina 403-773-3171 Elnora Public Library: Wanda Strandquist, Library Manager Phone: 403-773-3966 Website: http://elnoralibrary.prl.ab.ca. Email:
[email protected]. Facebook: www.facebook.com/ElnoraPublicLibrary
Elnora Pharmacy
DIVISION OF WESTERSUND CHEMISTS LTD. GST # R105642623 # 205 Main Street Box 705 Elnora, Alberta, Canada, T0M 0Y0 Ph: 403 773 3678 Fax: 403 773 3511 Cell: 403 318 7396 E-mail:
[email protected] Web: elnorapharmacy.com
Donald A. Westersund, B.Sc.Pharm. ‘68, M.Sc.Pmcol. 71 R.P.E.B.C. 73, Licensed Pharmaceutical Chemist Healthcare Professional Lic. Pesticide Vendor Res: 403 773 2426
Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo
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Elnora FCSS
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Neighbourhood Elnora School Place
Office Hours: Monday - Thursday from 9:30 am to 4:30 pm. If you have any questions please visit me at the Village Office, give me a phone call or pop me an email.
www.elnoraschool.ca Tina Ward, Elnora Neighbourhood Place Coordinator. Elnora School operates a breakfast program every Tuesday and Thursday. widely Mondays, used program is available all students the Hours of This Operation Wednesdays, andto Fridays fromin8:00 school and is by volunteers within from the school and community. AM—3:00 PMserved and Tuesdays and Fridays 9:30 AM—4:30 PM. If anyone is interested in donating their time to support this worthwhile program, please contact the school at (403) 773-3624.Please, like us and Elnora Neighborhood Place is now of Facebook! follow for up to date information about what is happening in Elnora!
Traveling Blood Donor Clinic – It’s in you to give!!! Bus leaving the Village Office in Elnora on Thursday, September 10th at 11 AM returning to Elnora approximately 3:30 PM. Cost: FREE – bring your own bag lunch. Only 3 spots on the bus left please call or email to register.
Elnora Neighbourhood Place is currently looking for interested residents of Elnora or the surrounding community to join the Elnora Neighbourhood Place Board and share with us their visions for the future of this program! Meetings are held every 6 weeks.
Ladies Evening Out Crotched Scrubbers out of Tulle Fabric on Wednesday, September 16 in the Elnora Ag building starting at 7 PM. If you have any tulle fabric that the ladies can use please let me know.
Boys and Girls Club Wednesdays • Kids Club: Grades 1—7 from 3:30 to 5:30 at the Drop In Centre. • Keystone: 13—17 years old from 6:00 to 8:00 at the Youth Centre. Applications can be picked up at the village office or Elnora Neighbourhood Place! Interested in volunteering? Youth and Adult volunteers are needed for the Wednesday programs. For more information, contact Jillian at 403.342.6500, ex 122 or email her at
[email protected]
District Community Worker:
[email protected]
Sheila Gongaware 403-773-3920
Bragg Creek, Studio West Ltd. (Bronze foundry) and Mackay’s Ice Cream Shop Pick up at the Elnora Drop In on Tuesday, September 22nd at 8:00 AM – Cost: $50.00 per person which includes lunch at Bragg Creek, tour of the bronze foundry in Cochrane, ice cream at Mackay’s Ice Cream shop and the bus ride. Please call for more information and to book your spot on the bus. Community Gab Session Find out what’s happening in and around Elnora while enjoying lunch on Thursday, September 24th from 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM at the Elnora Drop In. Please give me a call if you are planning to attend. Supplies for the Wise Please help our young people be the best that they can be!! Donations of school supplies are welcomed at the Elnora Village Office. When you are out shopping please try to remember the children that don’t have all the privileges that others do!!! Please give me a call about the list of items that are in need.
Trochu Valley School Courtesy of the school staff 403-442-3872: Campus 1 and 2 are connected by an internet based phone system. Email:
[email protected] Each staff member can be contacted by their school email at:
[email protected] Web Site: http://trochuvalley.ghsd75.ca
Trochu & District Immunizations
2nd & 4th Friday, 10 am-12:30, St. Mary’s Health Centre, 403-773-3636
If you are a woman aged 50 to 69, you should have a screening mammogram at least every two years. You do not require a referral. Results will be mailed to you and your healthcare provider Three Hills Health Centre 1-800-667-0604
The Town website has several links at: http://www.town.trochu.ab.ca/ AA Meeting Wednesdays 7:00 pm 403-442-2162 Communities In Bloom 1st Monday 7:00 pm @ Library 403-442-3173 Huxley 4H Beef Club 3rd Monday 7:30 pm 403-442-2052 Huxley Community Association 1st Tuesday 7:30 pm 403-442-2678 Information can also be found via The Capital event c a l e n d a r a t www.threehillscapital.com or www.kals3hills.ca
Huxley United Church Women 2nd Thursday 7:30 pm 403-442-2340 Kneehill KidSport 2nd Tuesday 7:30 pm 403-443-0793 St. Mary’s Hospital Auxiliary 3rd Tuesday 7:00 pm 403-442-3130 Take Off Pounds Sensibly every Thursday at 8:45 am 403-442-2447 Torrington Lioness Club 2nd Mondays 8:00 pm 403-631-2236 Torrington Lion’s Club 1st & 3rd Monday’s 8:00 pm 403-631-2236 Torrington Tourism Action Society 3rd Monday 7 pm 403-631-2255 Trochu Arboretum Society 4th Tuesday 403-442-2111 Trochu Catholic Women’s League 4th Wednesday 403-442-3820 Trochu Chamber of Commerce 3rd Thursday 6:30 pm 403-442-2703 Trochu & District Museum 3rd Thursday 7:30 pm 403-442-3935 Trochu Elks 1st Tuesday 8:00 pm 403-442-2572 Trochu Fire Department 1st & 3rd Wednesdays 403-442-2217 Trochu Library Board 1st Tuesday 403-442-2458 Trochu Lions 2nd & 4th Mondays 403-442-3061 Trochu Neighbourhood Place 3rd Monday 5:00 pm 403-442-2839 Trochu Royal Purple 2nd Tuesday 8:00 pm 403-442-2685 Wimborne Ladies Club 1st Tuesday 403-631-2494 Wimborne & District Fish & Game Association 1st Wednesday 403631-2383
What one thing can I do to make better use of my time so I completely eliminate the reason I feel so overwhelmed? - Cheryl Richardson
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Time is the stream I go fishing in. – Thoreau
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Humble Beginnings Jayne could hear Mr. Winterbloom’s voice inciting the people as she quickly moved down the street. She could not believe that one person, a complete stranger to the community, could turn people she’d lived with for 16 years against her so quickly. He obviously was a very dangerous man. “Hey Jayne! What’s up?” Jayne paused outside the library door where Monique had been chatting with a library patron. “A stranger in town has turned the Garden Dedication into a lynching.” “Who could they possibly want to lynch in this town? Wait, I can think of a couple of names, but none of them would have been anywhere near the dedication.” Just at that moment, Mr. Winterbloom came striding down the sidewalk with an angry crowd following along behind him. “There she is! She continues to spread her evilness and lies to unsuspecting souls. She must be stopped!” Monique’s eyes rounded as she turned to Jayne. “They are after YOU? What on earth happened?” Jayne gauged the distance across the street to her office door and the rate in which the crowd was advancing. “I’ll tell you later, Monique, if I’m still around. Call the police…NOW!” Jayne took off across the street at a dead run, bursting through her office door and spinning around to lock it behind her. She looked around for Steph but didn’t see her. Breathing a quick prayer of thanks and hoping that Steph was back in her apartment and away from all this mess, she quickly pushed a desk against the door as it started shuddering from the impact of someone’s shoulder. Jayne could not believe that this was happening in Humble, and that it was happening to her. She ran through the kitchenette into her apartment. How long would it take the police to arrive on the scene? How much damage would Mr. Winterbloom and his motley crew create before then? Would anyone else on the street stop them and diffuse the angry scene? “Steph? Are you still here?” “Sorry Jayne. I decided to open a window back here to get a cross breeze blowing. What’s going on? What’s that noise in the other room?” Jayne stood in the middle of the room debating whether to leave or to lock her door. As determined as Mr. Winterbloom seemed, she knew that they were in danger either way. The sound of breaking glass in the office area was joined by a by a knock at her back door. Motioning Steph to stay close, Jayne crept quietly to the door. Looking out she saw Dan standing on her step. She threw open the door. “Come on, I’m getting you both out of here. Hurry!” “What? How?” Jayne asked as Dan hustled both her and Steph to his truck waiting in the back alley. Dan urged them into the truck and they were heading out of town before he answered, “Mark, Tommy, and I were outside the restaurant when we saw you run down the street and Monique ran over saying they were going to kill you. Mark is out front doing his crowd control routine as he waits for back up to deal with the wacko leading them. Do you know what started this whole scene?” “I’m not sure what happened. It was so bizarre and surreal. Is there a lot of damage to the office?” “You’re door looks like it will be a write off. We arrived as they were throwing the rocks in their hands through the door window. The main windows are fine. If Mark has them stopped, you should just need a new door.” “I still don’t understand what happened. Why were they after you, Jayne?” Steph shivered despite the afternoon heat. “Who is trying to break
Friday, September 4, 2015 into the office? And why?” “Let’s wait till we get to Mom and Dad’s and then she can tell her story once.” Jayne and Steph hugged each other and tried to stop shaking. The reality of how close they were to real harm was just starting to sink in. In no time at all Dan was hustling them up the porch steps and into the house. No one seemed to be in the house, so Steph volunteered to see if she could find anyone outside in the barn or corrals. Dan led Jayne to the kitchen and plugged the kettle in to make her some tea. “Who was that man? The one who was leading the mob and seemed to start it all?” “He said his name was Jasper Percival Winterbloom. He came into the office to submit some letters to the editor on Monday. Unfortunately, he wanted to submit more than I allow for one issue, so when I refused to print them all at once, he tried to buy me off, and when I didn’t go for that, he left.” Jayne sat down on a kitchen chair. “And that’s it?” Dan leaned back against the cupboard and quirked an eyebrow at Jayne. “Uh, no. As he walked out the door he said something like ‘this isn’t over’ or ‘finished.’ I can’t remember exactly. I figured he was just passing through town as I hadn’t seen him before this week and he left no contact information. I never dreamt he’d do something like this.” “I wonder what he’s trying to pull? Why he’s in Humble and what his purpose is.” Dan got up and started pacing around the kitchen. With his long stride he didn’t take many steps before he had to turn around, even though the room was large. As Jayne watched, she counted and then started giggling. “Jaynelle, this really is not a laughing matter.” “I’m sorry. But you look so funny. Don’t glare at me Daniel MacDonald. You do.” “Funny how?” Jayne knew it probably wasn’t the wisest course of action, but she couldn’t resist, “Did you know you take exactly 5 and a half steps to get from one end of the room to the other?” She hoped she could maintain her innocently inquiring look without totally bursting into laughter. “Five and a half steps? Pray tell, how does one take a half step, oh Wise One…?” That did it. Jayne had to wrap her arms around herself she was laughing so hard. Daring to peak up at Dan’s annoyed facial expression sent her of on renewed peals. It didn’t help that in his apparent agitation Dan started pacing back and forth again. “S-s-s-s-top! P-p-p-p-please s-s-top.” Jayne could barely get the words out. “Me? Stop? You’re the one braying like a hyena.” “Oh, oh, oh.” Taking a deep breath, Jayne tried again, “I don’t…think… hyena’s…bray.” If looks could kill Jayne was sure she’d be cinders but she could not quit laughing. All the pent up stress and anxiety of the past few minutes emerged as a rolling belly laugh. She knew it wasn’t fair, but she had to make one last dig at Dan. “D-d-d-id you know, you’re c-c-c-cute when you’re m-m-m-mad?” “CUTE!? Did you say cute?!?! That’s it woman, them’s fightin’ words.” Jayne struggled to stand up so she could dash out of the room but didn’t make it before Dan started tickling her. “Dan…” “Now you’ll pay. Laughing at me were you.” “I d-d-d-didn’t m-m-m-mean it.” “Sure you did. .Sure you did.” (to be continued…………) © Beth Richardson 2015
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BLAINE CALKINS M.P., WETASKIWIN
One Simple Act Reap the Harvest
Please contact my Constituency office if you have any questions or concerns on any federally related matters, postage free, at: Bay #6A, 4612 - 50th Street, Ponoka, T4J 1S7; tel: 403-783-5530; toll free: 1-800665-0865 or visit my web site: www.blainecalkinsmp.ca or on twitter at www.twitter.com/blainecalkinsmp
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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to meet it. – Jonathan Winters
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Ronald Orr MLA
Don MacIntyre, MLA Innisfail-Sylvan Lake
Lacombe Ponoka
[email protected] Phone 403-227-1500 Fax 403-227-5350 #18 4804-42 Avenue (Eastgate Mall) Innisfail, AB T4G 1T4
#101 4892 46 Street Lacombe, AB T4L 2B4 Email:
[email protected] Phone: 403 782 7725 Fax: 403 782 3307
Wildrose Shadow Minister for Electricity and Renewables
I look forward to meeting you!
Prosperity – How it works Many people think running the government is mostly about financial management—collecting taxes and spending money. Actually it’s not. Financial management is certainly a key part of government, but there is a bigger consideration to be addressed. Before any government can make spending plans—especially plans for long-term spending—it must recognize that it can only consume wealth (charge taxes and spend money) after someone else has first created that wealth. When a government spends without thinking through how that spending can be sustained, it makes decisions without conducting due diligence. Wealth and prosperity don’t emerge spontaneously, the way moss grows on trees. Wealth and prosperity are created by individuals, family businesses, and corporations when they invest their money, creativity, and labour in response to an opportunity or incentive. Even financial experts suggest that good economics is as much about incentives as it is about money. This is true because money follows incentives in the same way that water follows the lay of the land. For example, everybody is quicker to pick up a $20 bill than a penny. An example of a disincentive can be seen in the way people respond to bad government policy. Years ago, the British government charged a window tax. The more windows there were in a house, the more tax the owner paid. As a result, everybody started building houses with fewer windows. Commodity prices (including oil prices) as they rise and fall in their natural cycles, will also affect investment. Yet in the long run, economic growth will always have as much to do with government policies that create incentives or disincentives, as it does with fluctuating prices. The point is that every government has an obligation to consider the impact of its policies on wealth creation. When government establishes disincentives through high taxes, inordinate wage laws, and excessive regulation, individuals and businesses change the way they behave and invest. Their priorities shift. In the 1930s, Alberta's population was 750,000. Saskatchewan's population was 930,000. Today, Alberta has 4.2 million people, while Saskatchewan has 1.1 million. Alberta developed rapidly and attracted population. Saskatchewan’s population remained stagnant for 70 years, despite having 1.3 billion barrels in recoverable oil reserves; an abundance of diamonds, salt, sodium sulfite, copper, bentonite, and other elements; as well as holding some of the most significant uranium and potash deposits on earth. In Alberta, development rapidly occurred because successive provincial governments were forward thinking. They created incentives for entrepreneurs and business. They encouraged private investment. In Saskatchewan, the opposite was true. Successive CCF/NDP governments deliberately created disincentives, openly stating that major businesses with a profit motive were unwanted, and should be frowned upon. Many of these businesses moved to Alberta and invested in Alberta. Saskatchewan’s chief exports became wheat, young families, and entrepreneurs. Ironically, Saskatchewan and Alberta are going through a kind of role reversal. Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall is forward-thinking, and is doing all he can to create a business-friendly investment climate. In Alberta, once the Notley government follows through on its announced plans to hike taxes and impose further wage regulations on provincial businesses (including hikes to royalty rates), the business-friendly incentive system for which our province has long been known, will become a thing of the past. What was once popularly known as the Alberta Advantage, may well become the Saskatchewan Advantage.
We’ve Been In A League of Our Own In 2014-15, New Brunswick expected to collect $94 million in resource royalties – all from mining and forestry. (1) Royalties from oil and natural gas weren’t part of the province’s revenue. Quebec also expected to collect nothing from hydrocarbons, instead anticipating $1.1 billion from mining, forestry, and water-power royalties. Ontario’s budget pegged its annual royalty revenue at $262 million. On a per family basis, New Brunswick’s royalty money equals $500 per family, Quebec’s about $560 per family, and Ontario’s about $77 per family. In contrast, for the fiscal year ending in 2014, Alberta collected almost $10 billion in royalty revenues – nearly $10,000 per family. Newfoundland with its offshore oil, B.C. with its natural gas, and Saskatchewan with its easily recoverable oil reserves don’t generate the annual resource revenue of Alberta. Alberta has vast petroleum resources. And the United States, the world’s largest economy, with its immense appetite for oil, is right next door. Currently, more than one of every four barrels of crude imported by the U.S. comes from Alberta. We sell more oil to the U.S. than Saudi Arabia. Even when oil prices slide, Alberta collects more resource revenue than other provinces, and on a per person basis, we spend above the national average on government programs. Today, with energy prices nearing the bottom of the cycle, Alberta’s resource revenue is projected at close to $3 billion – still more than three times Saskatchewan’s projected oil revenue, and hundreds of millions more than Saskatchewan will collect from oil, potash, and uranium combined. For decades, we’ve been in a league of our own, enjoying a financial advantage that other provinces have envied. This advantage shifts as energy prices shift, but we remain one of the wealthiest and most privileged political entities in the world. Yet, effectively, Alberta is broke. Some claim it’s because we don’t have a sales tax. The evidence indicates that this is ridiculous. Per year, Alberta has often collected double in resource royalties what B.C. collects in sales tax alone, and B.C. has about 450,000 more people. There hasn’t been a shortage of government money in Alberta. Instead, there’s been an absolute deluge of government spending and waste. Successive Alberta governments have been fiscal failures, and the new Premier, Rachel Notley, isn’t even trying to balance the budget. Instead, she hiked spending and is piling on debt. This summer, the NDP used its majority to give themselves a brand new $6 billion credit card. That card will be maxed out before the end of the fiscal year, when they’ll be looking for even more credit and debt. This isn’t emergency money, or borrowing for a one-time crisis. This is cash for day-to-day incidentals and operations – like a normal person borrowing loonies on a daily basis just to head over to Tim’s for a coffee and a doughnut. Many analysts say that Notley’s level of spending and borrowing could easily bring Alberta debt to between $40-$50 billion by 2019 or 2020. Simply put, Alberta needs to get its fiscal house in order. All responsible parents and grandparents want their kids to have more opportunities than they had. The notion of bequeathing a legacy of personal debt to their loved ones would be abhorrent to them. Yet this is exactly the situation that successive Alberta governments have created, and the NDP government is now further advancing. visit: http://www.rickstrankman.ca/weve-been-in-a-league-of-our-own/footnotes/
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Friday, September 4, 2015
The Chautauqua A31
The Church Dinner Author Unknown A group of friends from the Cottonwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Bill and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But mushrooms are expensive. She told her husband, "No store bought mushrooms. They are too expensive." He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed." She said, "No, some wild mushroom are poison." He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK." So Jean decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced and diced them for her smothered steak.
The Skydiving Accident Author Unknown A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says: "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!" Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says; "How many is a Brazilian"?
Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Jean watched Ol' Spot. The wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him so she decided to use them. The meal was a great success, and Jean even hired a helper lady from town to help her serve. After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized and played cards and dominoes. About then, the helper lady came in and whispered in Jean's ear, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot is dead." Jean went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care 0f it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quickly as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm. Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. The EMT's and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes and a stomach pump. One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema and pumped out their stomach. The scene was not pretty. After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now," and he left. The lady helper came in and whispered to Jean, "You know, that fellow that run over Ol' Spot never even stopped."
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A32 The Chautauqua
Friday, September 4, 2015
It Pays to Advertise
SUTTON LANDMARK REAL ESTATE Wayne Sommers
A lion met a tiger as they drank beside a pool Said the tiger, “Tell me why you’re always roaring like a fool?” “That’s not foolish,” said the lion with a twinkle in his eye. “They call me King of all the beasts, it pays to advertise!” A rabbit heard them talking and ran home like a streak, He thought he’d try the lion’s plan, but all he did was squeak! A fox came to investigate and had dinner in the woods – The Moral is “Never advertise unless you’ve got the goods!” - Rulon Hillam
To advertise in the Chautauqua call 403-352-3837 or email
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LIVE ONE BLOCK FROM THE LAKE New shingles, siding, flooring & furnace in this two bedroom home c/w garage, decks and chain link fenced yard. 2-48A Street Close, Alix $89,900 MLS CA0050237.
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HILLTOP TREED ACREAGE WITH HILLBOTTOM GRASSLAND Six subdivideable acres with services ready for your new home between Buffalo Lake & Dried Meat Lake, $135,00. OWN 1/3 OF THE HAMLET OF DORENLEE (20 lots) 2 titles 2+2 acres c/w 1170 sq ft bungalow 3bd/1.5bth fully serviced. Renovations started on home require completion and therefore a $5,000 cash rebate on possession WATERFRONT HOME 4BD/2BTH with a double garage, carport and large deck overlooking the lake. 4704 Lake Street, Alix. $278,500 MLS CA52803 ALIX 4904-50 STREET PRIME COMMERCIAL/RESIDENTIAL BUILDING c/w an attached double garage and a vacant adjacent lot (two lots). 1,840 finished sq ft plus additional finished sq ft and a second bathroom in the basement. NOW $45,000 with a $10,000 CASH BACK for upgrades MIRROR HILLTOP 13.81 AG ACRES with a 2000/1350 SQ FT 4BD/ 3BTH raised bungalow and wrap around covered deck. Double heated garage and 40'x48' SHOP. $517,500 MLS CA0056214. LIVE ONE BLOCK FROM THE LAKE ON A LARGE FENCED PIE SHAPED LOT 8-48A STREET CLOSE ALIX. A 1,265 sq. ft. home with three large bedrooms with a living room and family room c/w a wood burning stove. Oversized heated double garage / workshop with large storage areas. $115,000 MLS CA0059890. DONALDA 3110 OLSON STREET TWELVE MILES FROM BUFFALO LAKE. 1,092 sq. ft. Modular 2BD/2BTH open plan home with grand front and back decks. Two huge lots with a garage / workshop and new large shed. $94,500 MLS CA0062005. ALIX 4904-47 STREET 3BD/2BTH with garage/shop on a large lot across from the school $99,000 MLS CA0064226. VEHICLES FOR SALE
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FOR RENT in ALIX: 3-bedroom trailer in very good condition, 4 appliances, large fenced lot with shed, water/sewer/garbage included. No pets. $850/month + power & gas. Call 403-348-6594.
2009 Chev Trailblazer LT 135.000 km $12,500. 2009 GMC SLT Crew-cab, 4X4, 171,000 km $18,900 2009 Buick Allure CXL 147,000 $11,900 2008 GMC Acadia FWD 190,000 km $13,500 2008 GMC 1/2 Ton 2WD, X/Cab, 172,000 km $11,200 2008 Pontiac Montana SV6 93,000 km $10,250 2008 Pontiac G6 GT V6, 2 door, 57,000 km $9,300 2008 Pontiac Torrent AWD 120,000 km $11,800 2007 GMC Classic SLT 3/4 ton 4X4 Crew cab, Lifted & piped 199,000 km $18,900 2006 Pontiac G5 2-door A/T 117,000 km $6,800 2006 Yukon XL Denaldi 172,000 km $10,800 2005 GMC C/Cab DSL 4X4 230,000 km $15,500
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Ongoing outdoor yard sale at 4910-47 St. Mirror. Weather permitting. Lots of variety.
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