Steven Universe "Mayor Buck and the Beach City Bandits" Written by Richy Lewis Hayes Jr.

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PREVIOUSLY ON: We pick up in the midst of season four. "Mayor Dewey and the Beach City Bandits" comes after episode 19, "Tiger Philanthropist," but before episode 22, "Doug Out." Since Buck Dewey can remember, his Dad's been Mayor of Beach City. Mayor Bill Dewey always wins the election, not because no one wants to run against him, but because no one wants to run. Mayor Dewey's fourth four years have come to a conclusion and he's campaigning for his fifth term. Purple Puma and Tiger Millionaire are still enjoying their retirement from the underground wrestling scene, and the ratings have seen better days. Lars is dissatisfied with the current state of the underground wrestling scene, and secret fan Mayor Dewey is as well. Can a simple ballot miss-print lead to a new career? For more than one person?

EXT. BEACH CITY SHORE - DAY The beach bustles with people along its sunny coast. A line cues up outside a ballot box while others take their seats set out in front of a stage. STEVEN, CONNIE, PEARL, AMETHYST, and GARNET all walk to the crowd to join everyone in the election of their new mayor. AMETHYST Ugh. Why are we even going to this? Everyone knows Dewey's going to win. STEVEN We have to support our friends, Amethyst! Besides, Mayor Dewey has an opponent this year! CONNIE He does? There's only like, 20 people in beach city. Who else could run for mayor? AMETHYST Who else would run for mayor? STEVEN Ronaldo! AMETHYST (Guffaws) The crazy guy who tried to be a crystal gem? He's running for mayor? STEVEN Yeah! I would vote for him if I was old enough. (Walks backwards to face the group) Hey! Amethyst, Pearl, Garnet, you should vote! GARNET No. AMETHYST Pearl! Are you going to vote for your boyfriend? PEARL No. And please don't call him my boyfriend ever again.

2. The Crystal Gems, Steven, and Connie enter the commotion on the beach. The line out the ballot box is nearly gone and people are getting ready to take their seats. BUCK DEWEY, SOUR CREAM, and JENNY are chillin' a small distance away from the crowd.

STEVEN Buck! Jenny! Sour Cream! (to Connie) Connie, you have to meet them, they're so cool! Steven and Connie run over to Buck, Sour Cream, and Jenny. STEVEN (cont'd) Hey guys! What's up? BUCK DEWEY Oh! Hey Steven.

JENNY Steven! What's up man?

SOUR CREAM What's good lil' dude? STEVEN Nothing much guys! Hey, meet my friend Connie! CONNIE (Shyly waves) Hello. BUCK DEWEY I'm Buck. JENNY I'm Jenny. SOUR CREAM The name's Sour Cream. STEVEN (To Buck) Are you here to support your dad? BUCK DEWEY Yeah, I suppose. I don't know why though. We do this every four years. CONNIE How long has your dad been mayor?

3. BUCK DEWEY Dang. Since I can remember. No one in Beach City runs against him, so he always wins. STEVEN But Ronaldo is running this year! JENNY Ronaldo's just running to advertise for his blog. CONNIE What if he accidentally wins? BUCK DEWEY He won't. My Dad's been KO-ing the competition since my birth. He's a political powerhouse. STEVEN Whoa. I just gained so much respect for your dad. KOFI starts speaking into the mic on stage and the crowd settles into a whisper. Buck, Jenny, Sour Cream, Steven, and Connie all take seats. MAYOR BILL DEWEY gets on stage to give his speech. He walks up behind the podium and gives a large toothy grin. BILL DEWEY Good afternoon, Citizen of Beach City. The fact of the matter is, I want to be your mayor. There is no instant solution. No, it's going to take time. As a matter of a fact, there's a whole range of solutions! But, there are no easy answers. So let me, at this stage, be honest with you. I'm not really like other politicians--believe me. My message is very clear and simple. Thank you. A few people in the crowd start to confusedly clap. STEVEN (whispers to Connie) Politicians are such good public speakers. The unsure commotion quiets down again when RONALDO gets on stage.

4. RONALDO Beach City. How many of you have noticed the paranormal oddities that occur on a daily basis? MR. FRYMAN palms his face in the crowd. RONALDO (cont'd) Well I'm here to tell you that you are not alone. I, the brave Ronaldo, have documented the unexplained spookiness on my blog-Mr. Fryman steps in and ushers Ronaldo off stage. RONALDO (cont'd) (getting pulled off stage by his dad) The man can't silence me! Disorder is order! Follow my blog! The crowd is silent. JENNY That guy's got moxie. Steven, Connie, Sour Cream, and Buck all shake their heads in agreement. Kofi goes back up on stage with an envelope in hand. KOFI What a wonderful selection of candidates we are lucky to have this year. Still silent. NANEFUA O.S. Get on with it! KOFI Shut up Mom! Anyway. (opens the envelope) Beach City, your new mayor is... Buck Dewey! Everyone in the crowd looks at Buck who is still poker faced behind his shades. BILL DEWEY Do you mean Bill?

5. KOFI Um... (Pulls out a stack of ballots) These all say Buck on them. BILL DEWEY That can't be right. It's a missprint. Buck's just a kid, he can't be mayor! Buck stands up from his seat to face his dad. BUCK DEWEY Dad, I'm 18, I can be the mayor. BILL DEWEY Yeah, well, legally. But you don't even know how to be the mayor. BUCK DEWEY Whatever dad. You're wrong. I can be mayor. And since I am mayor... Security! Escort him out of here. The crowd is silent again. KOFI We don't have security. BUCK DEWEY Oh. BILL DEWEY I'll escort myself. I didn't even want to be mayor this year anyway! Bill runs off in a fit of tears. Steven gets up and runs after him. STEVEN (to Connie) Connie! You stay with Buck and make sure nothing goes wrong. I'll go get Mayor Dewey back. CONNIE Okay! Connie looks up at Buck who looks down at her.

6. AMETHYST (eating popcorn) This was so worth it. INT. UNDERGROUND WRESTLING ARENA - DAY Bill sits with a well-behaved audience, screaming out insults and sulks letting his emotions flow publicly, while four wrestlers in the ring go at it. BILL DEWEY (Angrily sobbing) You newbies don't know anything about wrestling and you'll never stand a chance. People in the crowd are moving away from him and whispering about him to each other. BILL DEWEY (cont'd) You'll never be like the Tiger Millionaire! Just face the facts! Lars, who is sitting a few seats away, gets up and yells at the wrestlers in the ring. LARS Yeah! Or Purple Puma! You guys suck! Bill looks at Lars with hope. BILL DEWEY You're a fan of Purple Puma? And Tiger Millionaire? LARS Uh, duh. They're the originals. None of these posers could stand a chance against them. BILL DEWEY I agree. The competition is so bad... well heck, I bet we could do better! LARS I wish. BILL DEWEY Let's do it! Look at the guys in that ring.

7. LARS Well... I don't know. You're out of your mind, aren't you the mayor? Steven bursts in and spots Bill. He runs toward them. STEVEN Bill! Bill! I've been looking for you forever. BILL DEWEY This is perfect! Steven can be our coach! STEVEN Your what?

LARS Definitely not.

BILL DEWEY Come on! This will be amazing! You and I can remake the underground wrestling scene from the ground up. LARS Steven hasn't even agreed to do it! STEVEN whatever it is, I'll do it. (Gives a big smile) Lars looks at both Steven and Bill who are looking at him with big smiles. LARS Oh fine! Lets become underground wrestlers!

END OF ACT ONE

8. ACT TWO INT. MAYOR'S OFFICE - DAY Buck swings open the door to his new office and Connie peaks in around him. They walk in and explore Buck's new space. Buck sits at the large desk with a "#1 Rad Dad" mug at it and replaces it with a "#1 Chillin' Villain" mug. BUCK DEWEY How does it look? CONNIE The mug? Or the Desk? BUCK DEWEY Both. CONNIE Great! So, I suppose we should discuss your new duties as mayor. BUCK DEWEY Oh, yeah. What does a mayor do? CONNIE Your dad has been mayor since you can remember and you never asked him what he does? BUCK DEWEY No, I usually don't listen to him. CONNIE Oh. Well, anyway. I got this book from the library-The phone on the desk rings. Connie and Buck both look at it for a moment. BUCK DEWEY Why's that thing ringin'? CONNIE It's a phone! You pick it up! Buck picks the entire phone up off the desk. CONNIE (cont'd) No! No! Just the top part.

9. BUCK DEWEY Oh. Buck puts down the phone and answers it, pressing to his ear. BUCK DEWEY (cont'd) Uh, hello? NANEFUA V.O Hello? Mayor Buck? BUCK DEWEY Yeah, this is Buck. Gives Connie a thumbs up. NANEFUA V.O Mayor Buck. Onion backed into my car and they're not paying for it. I want you to punish him. BUCK DEWEY Um. Give me one second. (Covers the phone with his hand.) Connie, this lady wants me to punish Onion for backing into her car. What should I do? CONNIE Onion? He's a kid. He can't ... NANEFUA V.O Hello? CONNIE Tell her it's a civil matter and needs to be dealt with in court! BUCK DEWEY (back into phone) Yes, sorry. It's civil and matters only in court. NANEFUA V.O What? It doesn't matter? BUCK DEWEY Have you considered buffing the damage? Connie palms her face.

10. NANEFUA V.O Buffing it? You need to respect your elders young man. A mayor who doesn't help the people is a bad one! (hangs up on Buck) Buck hangs the phone up and turns to Connie. BUCK DEWEY Tough crowd I suppose. Connie shrugs. INT. COSTUME SHOP - DAY Steven, Lars, and Bill are sifting through different costumes, thinking hard about what their wrestling personas are going to be. Bill comes out of the dressing room sporting a little-toorevealing leotard. BILL DEWEY (in a double front bicep pose) What do you think? Steven and Lars are horrified. LARS That's dumb. We are not wearing leotards. BILL DEWEY But Purple Puma wears a leotard! LARS Yeah, 'cuz Purple Puma is Jacked. STEVEN Guys, guys, we can figure this out. Check out these. Steven pulls out a bin and starts digging through it. He pulls out a leather mask and holds it up. STEVEN (cont'd) Lots of leather? LARS No. Too tight.

11. STEVEN (Holding up flannel) Lumberjacks? BILL DEWEY Too sweaty. STEVEN Boas made of feather? BILL DEWEY That's glamorous! LARS No. STEVEN How about luchador? LARS Way too cliche. STEVEN Umm, okay. Let me keep looking. LARS Ugh. (Sits down on and hangs his head.) We're not going to find out looks. We're in over our heads. Bill sits down next to Lars with a frown on his face. Something catches his eye from across the shop. BILL DEWEY Wait a minute. Bill gets up and grabs a sleeveless denim jack, a red bandanna, and a wide brimmed hat off the shelf. BILL DEWEY (cont'd) You guys, check this out. (Runs his finger across the brim) We could be the Beach City Bandits! STEVEN That's perfect!

12. LARS (jumps up from his seat) Yeah! That's perfect! Bill and Steven both look at Lars. He blushes and sits back down. LARS (cont'd) (sits back down) I mean. Yeah, that's cool. I guess. INT. FISH STEW PIZZA - DAY Connie, Buck, Sour Cream, and Jenny are all gathered around a table, eating pizza and talking business. BUCK DEWEY I'm going to make everyone in Beach City wear sun glasses. JENNY I don't think the mayor can do that. SOUR CREAM What does a mayor even do? BUCK DEWEY Lie to the people. Obviously. CONNIE Actually, I have this book from the library that talks about what mayors do. SOUR CREAM Cool, dude. Spit it out. CONNIE So, it says, "Mayors are in charge of public relations, financial decisions, and future planning." SOUR CREAM Well, in that case, I want to be public relations. I'm good at making friends. BUCK DEWEY Yeah. I appreciate that. Jenny, you should make the financial decisions. You have the best grade in math.

13. JENNY Aw come on! Just because I have a B in math doesn't mean I like it. CONNIE In that case, I'll be in charge of planning. BUCK DEWEY Alright. I appreciate that too. Is everyone cool with their new jobs? SOUR CREAM Heck yeah, Mr. Boss Buck. CONNIE Yes Mayor Buck! JENNY No. BUCK DEWEY Alright then. Since you all have your new titles, I need a new look... I need a suit. JENNY, CONNIE, AND SOUR CREAM Whoa. INT. UNDERGROUND WRESTLING ARENA - NIGHT Bill and Lars stand outside the ring in their new Beach City Bandit attire. The crowd is eager to see them their first match. Steven has a towel over his shoulder and a water bottle in his hand. STEVEN Alright boys. This is your first match. First impressions are very important, so make sure you make it big! BILL DEWEY (to Lars) I told you Steven would make a good coach.

14. ANNOUNCER O.S Ladies and gentlemen. In one corner, we have the newcomers, the Beach City Blankets! Lars palms his face and Bill excitedly smiles as he crawls into the ring. Lars reluctantly follows. LARS This was a stupid idea. Aren't you nervous? BILL DEWEY Not at all! I'm a politician. I've spoken in front of many crowds. LARS You haven't wrestled in front of them before. ANNOUNCER O.S And in the other corner we have the ONION GANG! Onion and three little children step into the ring. LARS Well. I don't know what I was so nervous about (Lars punches his open palm) this will be a walk in the park. The bell rings and the match begins. INT. THE BIG DONUT - NIGHT Lars, Bill, Steven, and Sadie are in the Big Donut. Lars and Bill are beaten and bruised. Bill scarfs down a donut while Lars pouts to himself. STEVEN Well, that wasn't bad for a first try! LARS We were beat up by four midgets. STEVEN Okay, but not everyone starts out as champions.

15. SADIE You guys should get someone to spar with. Steven, could one of the Crystal Gems help out? They're always fighting. BILL DEWEY Crystal Gems! INT. GYM - DAY (DAYDREAM) Bill boxes with Garnet. Amethyst and Steven are outside the ring coaching him through it. AMETHYST Hook to the left! STEVEN Now cross over! Bill gives Garnet a good one to the gut and she takes a step back. GARNET Good one, champ. (Thumbs up) Bill jumps out of the ring and walks over to Pearl, who is in the corner waiting for him with a water bottle. PEARL Oh Bill, you're so good at boxing. She hands him the water bottle and he squirts some in his mouth, then on his head. BILL DEWEY It's nothin' sweetheart. Just a man's hard work and dedication. Pearl swoons. INT. THE BIG DONUT - NIGHT STEVEN Bill! Bill? Bill snaps out of a daze.

16. BILL DEWEY Oh. Sorry, I was just... thinking about wrestling things. STEVEN Does that sound like a good idea? BILL DEWEY Yeah! Crystal gems? Oh yeah! Perfect idea! INT. MEN'S SUIT STORE - NEXT DAY Buck steps out of a changing room looking eerily like his dad, sporting a shoulder-padded suit and his shades. CONNIE You look good Buck! Now just take off the shades and we're all set. BUCK DEWEY The shades never come off. CONNIE Oh. Okay, that's fine. Let's go pay then! BUCK DEWEY Did you bring the money? CONNIE No? I don't have a job. BUCK DEWEY I don't have any money either. CONNIE Don't you have a credit card or something? BUCK DEWEY No. I don't have a bank account. CONNIE You don't have a bank account? And you're the mayor? BUCK DEWEY Whoa. I don't appreciate you getting tense like that.

17. CONNIE Well, what are we going to do? Steal it? BUCK DEWEY Sort of. CONNIE No. BUCK DEWEY We'll just swoop it, and come back and pay later. I'm the mayor. They'll understand. CONNIE I can't. That's not good for my karma, and I'm too young to have a criminal record-BUCK DEWEY Come on. Buck grabs Connie's hand and they sneak out the store. CUTAWAY: Connie slaps an "IOU, Mayor Buck" note on the checkout. INT. STEVEN'S HOUSE - DAY Steven, Lars, and Bill walk up the stairs into the house. Steven stops out front of the door. STEVEN Okay Lars, just relax. They're just like you and me, only with superpowers. BILL DEWEY (under his breath) And hotter. STEVEN What? BILL DEWEY Oh nothing. Let's go in. Steven pushes the door open and walks in. Lars and Bill follow close behind. The house looks empty.

18. A giant alien bird swoops down at the three of them, but Steven pulls out his shield and reflects it. Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst come out of nowhere and Garnet punches the bird out of existence. It poofs into a gem and lands in Pearl's hand. GARNET Sorry about that, Steven. STEVEN No problem! This is perfect! Lars is hiding behind Bill. STEVEN (cont'd) Lars, Bill and I were just talking about how good of fighters you are, and BOOM! You just proved it. PEARL Oh, why thank you! STEVEN Yeah, and I was hoping you could help me train these to gentlemen to become pro wrestlers? Garnet walks away without a word. Pearl looks at Bill, who's been giving her googly eyes since he walked in. PEARL No thank you. She walks off. AMETHYST Yeahhhh naw. I'm good, dude. Bill and Lars look defeated. Steven runs after Amethyst. STEVEN Amethyst, please? You're so good at giving a smack down. And Lars and Sadie can give you free donuts. AMETHYST Ugh. Fine. I miss wrestling with you anyway kid. (MORE)

19. AMETHYST (cont'd) (Turns to Bill and Lars) This is going to be painful though. MONTAGE - BILL AND LARS TRAIN -- Lars and Bill are running through the town. Someone throws Bill and apple, but it hits him in the head and he topples onto Lars. -- Amethyst does a one-arm push-up, then Bill tries to do a regular push-up and crumples to the floor. -- Steven punches Lars's stomach, but he runs off and pukes in a trash can. -- Bill does hanging sit-ups and knocks out a few, then falls off the bar. -- Lars gasps for air and looks over at Amethyst who says "you're gonna get killed!" -- Lars, Bill, Amethyst, and Steven run on the beach in silhouette. Bill is in the back and sprints to the front, but trips taking out all four of them. -- They get to the top of Beach City's overlook. Lars and Bill reach the top and jump into the air with their hands up, celebrating their victory. END MONTAGE. EXT. BEACH CITY FUNLAND - DAY Buck, Connie, and Jenny meet up with Mr. Smiley. MR. SMILEY Hey! Mayor Dewey! I'm so glad you could make it! Mr. Smiley gives Buck and very friendly handshake. MR. SMILEY (cont'd) I wanted to show you the damages. Beach City Funland is in dire need of a make over and I think you'll agree. Let me show you around. Mr. Smiley starts walking through the amusement park. Jenny, Buck, and Connie follow behind.

20. MR. SMILEY (cont'd) The rides, games, and booths are falling apart. We've done our best to put them back together. A man hits the high strike, but there's no bell so the ball flies into the sky. MR. SMILEY (cont'd) It won't be long before someone gets seriously injured. The Ferris wheel is jammed and a man clings to his cart as it goes all the way upside down. MR. SMILEY (cont'd) So what do you think, Mr. Mayor? Can you help me out? A food stand behind Mr. Smiley says 'Beach City Left Overs'. CONNIE Sir, we can definitely-BUCK DEWEY We need some time to think about your request Mr. Smiley. Thank you for having us. Jenny and Buck leave, Connie follows behind. CONNIE Hey! We're going to help, right? That place is a mess! JENNY We would like to help, but it's not a priority on our funding list. BUCK DEWEY We need a new van without my Dad's head on it. And we also need to get a new statue made in Dewey Park. Jenny and Buck hop in the van, Connie stays behind for a moment in disbelief. EXT. BEACH CITY SHORE - DAY Buck, Jenny, and Connie pull up to the shore where the stage is set up and a crowd is sitting, waiting for Buck.

21. The group walks up to the stage and Sour Cream is waiting for them. CONNIE Sour Cream this looks great! You even set up the podium and everything! SOUR CREAM Actually dude, that's common misconception. It's called a lectern. BUCK DEWEY So what am I supposed to do? SOUR CREAM It's a press conference, dude. People ask you things and you just answer them. BUCK DEWEY That seems simple enough. Buck walks up behind the lectern and the crowd's chatter simmers down. BUCK DEWEY (cont'd) Um, hey. I'm Mayor Buck. First question please. PERSON IN CROWD 1 What are your plans for the state of our police department? BUCK DEWEY We have a police department? The audience mumbles for a moment. BUCK DEWEY (cont'd) Next question. YELLOWTAIL Ma ma mama ma mama mama? Beat. Buck looks over at Sour Cream. Sour Cream gestures for him to answer Yellowtail.

22. BUCK DEWEY I will get back to you on that, sir. Yellowtail "mas" in anger. The rest audience starts mumbling with anger. MR. FRYMAN Mayor Dewey. What changes can we expect to see while you're mayor? BUCK DEWEY Well, I got this suit. I never wear suits. The audience starts yelling. NANEFUA And what about my car? You never helped me with my car! BUCK DEWEY Did you try buffing the damage yet? The audience starts yelling and moving toward Buck. They grab the lectern and hoist it in the air. Sour Cream jumps in front of Buck. SOUR CREAM My lectern! No! Connie runs on stage and pulls both of them out of they. Sour Cream, Buck, Jenny, and Connie run for the van. INT. BEACH CITY UNDER GROUND WRESTLING ARENA - DAY The crowd is going wild in the underground arena. Bill and Lars are in their Beach City Bandit costumes, ready for their comeback match. ANNOUNCER O.S In one corner, we've got the Beach City Pandas! LARS It's the Bandits! Amethyst pushes Lars and Bill into the ring. STEVEN Good luck! Remember your training!

23. ANNOUNCER O.S In the other corner, we've got our current rookie champs, the Delmarva Demolition Duo! Two very burly refrigerator-looking men get on stage sporting construction hats, work boots, and sledge hammers. Lars's jaw hits the floor. LARS You can use props? No one told me you can us props? BILL DEWEY This should be a nice, fair match! LARS What? They have sledge hammers! The bell rings and a sledge hammer strikes the center of the ring. Lars leaps in the air and scurries away to the ropes. LARS (cont'd) Screw this! I'm done with wrestling. A large hand grabs him by the bandanna around his neck, lifts him in the air and slams him on the ground. Amethyst watches intently, while eating a bag of donuts. AMETHYST This was so worth it. Bill runs around the ring in circle as the burly construction dudes chase him. Lars crawls toward the edge of the ring gasping for air. One of the construction dudes trips on Lars, falling on him and crushing him. His sledge hammer topples down onto his teammate, knocking him out and falling down on top of Lars as well. ANNOUNCER O.S And the Beach City Bandits win with a double K.O.! Steven jumps into the ring and yanks Lars out from under the burly dudes. He's in a daze. STEVEN Lars! You did it! You won the match!

24. LARS What? I'm under a man? STEVEN No! You won the match! Lars looks around at the cheering crowd and the pile of unconscious construction dudes. LARS Oh. Yeah, I won. INT. FISH STEW PIZZA - DAY Buck, Jenny, Sour Cream, and Connie are gathered around their usual table in Fish Stew Pizza. The gang all look relaxed, and rather satisfied, other than Connie who is pacing in front of the table. CONNIE (to self) We've got to go back and make a public apology. We have to make things right. We have to fix Nanefua's car... BUCK DEWEY Yo, what's wrong Connie? CONNIE What's wrong? What's wrong?? There's a mob out to get us? BUCK DEWEY Whoa, Connie, you've gotta take a chill pill. SOUR CREAM Yeah, dude. That honestly went pretty well. JENNY Yeah, not bad at all.

BUCK DEWEY Very decent. Buck approves.

CONNIE Chill? I am chill! Connie slams her fists on the table. Kofi comes out from the kitchen.

25. KOFI Jenny and compnay, no more roughing around! You've got to get out. JENNY Dad! You can't kick us out, I work here. KOFI I'm closing early, and I can kick you out. I'm your father! JENNY Closing? Why? KOFI To help protest the mayor. The gang all look at each other. BUCK DEWEY I like his honesty. Let's go guys. They all get up and walk out the door to the van. IN THE VAN Jenny, Buck, and Sour Cream are all raving to electronic music with Connie jammed in the middle, since there's only one bench seat. They near town hall with the rave music playing through the overhead speakers and the crowd turns to face them. They're holding picket signs that say "Bad Luck Buck," We don't appreciate that," and "My arms are tired." The crowd starts to close in on the van. SOUR CREAM Do you think they're coming to rave with us? BUCK DEWEY Definitely. CONNIE No! They're coming to attack us! JENNY What do we do?

26. CONNIE I don't know! Buck, we need your dad! BUCK DEWEY No. I'm an adult, I can do this by myself. Connie looks at Buck, then looks at the crowd. She hops out of the van and sprints to town. INT. THE BIG DONUT - DAY Steven, Amethyst, Lars, Bill, and Sadie are gathered around talking about their big win! Mostly Bill is talking. BILL DEWEY I ran those beefy guys in circles like it was a cul-de-sac! They never even saw it coming. Then, BAM! Hammer time. Lars is pouting (again) to himself. STEVEN Lars, what's wrong, we just won! LARS No, it was an accident. BILL DEWEY Accident? You didn't mean to fall on the ground and trip those guys? LARS Um, well, I might've. SADIE I wasn't there, but it sounds like you made a sacrifice for your team. LARS Yeah, you know what? I did! AMETHYST Now you just have to throw yourself on the ground during every match and you'll be an unstoppable duo! A huge mob with picket fences rushes past outside The Big Donut.

27. SADIE What was that? BILL DEWEY I have no idea. That would've been terrifying as a politician. (He looks at the group) But not anymore! STEVEN We should probably head over to the ring for your next match. AMETHYST Yeah, let's hit it! Steven, Amethyst, Bill, and Lars get up and leave the big donut. EXT. DOWNTOWN BEACH CITY - DAY Connie runs to Beach City Funland, but it's barren. CONNIE Steven! FUNLAND ARCARDE Connie pops in but no one's there. BEACH CITY FRIES Connie peeks her head through the window, but nothing. She sprints away. THE BIG DONUT - MOMENTS LATER Connie busts into The Big Donut gasping for air. SADIE Connie! Are you alright? CONNIE No! Buck is in trouble. There's a huge mob after him! SADIE Well, that explains that.

28. CONNIE What? SADIE Oh nothing, how can I help? CONNIE Where's Bill? SADIE They're at a wrestling match. CONNIE Okay! Thank you! Connie sprints out the door. SADIE I probably should've told her he's the one wrestling. (Beat) Oh well. INT. UNDERGROUND WRESTLING ARENA - DAY Steven and Amethyst prep Bill and Lars for the match. Both Lars and Bill are PUMPED. STEVEN Bill, you get in there and run those baddies in circles. AMETHYST And Lars, you fall on that floor. Fall on that floor good! LARS AND BILL Yeah! ANNOUNCER O.S In one corner, we have the Beach City Bandits! LARS They said our name right! Lars and Bill confidently slip into the ring. They throw their hands up in the air and the crowd goes nuts. They flex, the crowd goes nuts. They chest bump, throwing Lars to the floor, the crowd goes nuts.

29. ANNOUNCER O.S In the other corner, we've got the Geronimos! They parachute into the arena. LARS (looks up at the ceiling) How is that even possible? UNDERGROUND WRESTLING ARENA - SECONDS LATER Connie bursts in and scans the crowd. She doesn't see anyone, but spots Amethyst by the ring, then sees Steven with her and runs over to them. CONNIE Steven! Steven! STEVEN Connie? What are you doing here? How's Buck doing? CONNIE Not good. There's a mob after him! AMETHYST Well, that explains that. STEVEN What do we do? CONNIE We need Bill! Where is he? STEVEN Um... he's in the ring. Steven points at Bill, who is in a sleeveless denim jacket and skinny leather pants flexing at the crowd. CONNIE Oh, oh my. Well, Buck is in trouble. STEVEN (to Bill) Bill! Bill! Come here! Bill come to the ropes.

30. BILL DEWEY What's going on Steven? CONNIE Bill, Buck is in trouble. There's a mob after him! BILL DEWEY A mob? Oh no. That's terrible. The bell rings. BILL DEWEY (cont'd) But, he said he could do it, so if he needs my help, he needs to come ask me himself. I am a wrestler now, not a politician. Bill walks back into the arena and the bell rings. Steven and Connie Look at each other. The Geronimos rush Bill and Lars - they're quick. Lars scatters away while Bill gets put in a headlock. GERONIMO 1 (tuanting) Hey Mr. Mayor, want a piece of the Geronimos? Bill slips out from the headlock and is faced by the second Geronimo who supplexes him into the ground. GERONIMO 2 Looks like your head's not in the game! Why don't you go back to being mayor? Bill scrapes himself off the ground. Both Geronimos have given up on Lars and are double-teaming Bill. LARS Bill! I'm ready! Hurry up! Bill runs away but the Geronimos throw him into to the ropes, propelling him back into a clothesline by the Geronimos. Bill lies on the ground for a moment. LARS (cont'd) Bill! Get up! I need your help!

31. GERONIMO 1 What's wrong Bill? Not ready for the big leagues? LARS

GERONIMO 1 What's wrong Bill?

Bill!

BILL DEWEY Enough! I have to go help my son! The crowd gasps. Bill gets up and walks to the edge of the ring. ANNOUNCER O.S If one of the Beach City Bandits leaves the stage, they have to forfeit! Two losses and only one win, that doesn't look so good! Bill turns and looks back at Lars. He turns and looks at Connie and Steven. PURPLE PUMA Don't worry about it, I got this. Purple Puma slips into the ring and flexes at the crowd they go bananas. Lars's face melts with excitement and the Geronimos are trembling in their shoes. PURPLE PUMA (cont'd) Go be with your son, Bill. (cracks knuckles) I'll take care of these punks. BILL DEWEY Yes sir... Puma... thing. Thank you Purple Puma! Bill slides out of the ring. BILL DEWEY (cont'd) Let's go save my son! STEVEN AND CONNIE Yeah! The three of them run toward town.

END OF ACT TWO

32. ACT THREE EXT. TOWN HALL - DAY Bill, Steven, and Connie are halted at the steps of town hall by a massive crowd that surrounds the "Mayor Dewey" van. Jenny, Buck, and Sour Cream are standing on top of it. People are throwing things, yelling, and grabbing at their ankles. Jenny kicks aimlessly at the crowd. They grab her leg, sucking her into the mess. BUCK DEWEY Yo, Buck does not appreciate that! NANEFUA We don't appreciate you! Hoodlum! Bill, Steven and Connie circle the perimeter of the crowd. CONNIE How are we going to get in their? BILL DEWEY I don't know. This is a level nine political emergency though, we have to hurry. STEVEN What's a level ten? BILL DEWEY Having sketch comedy written about you. Sour Cream pulls out some glow sticks and starts raving. SOUR CREAM This is sure to cheer them up. (Starts spinning the glow sticks) Bwahw, bwah, bwah, bwah, bwahw, bwahw. The crowd boos and pulls him into the abyss. They start grabbing at Buck's ankles. BUCK DEWEY Be careful, this is a new suit.

33. SUIT SALESMAN (French accent) Zat you stole from me! The crowd grabs his ankle and starts to pull him off the van. Bill runs to the top of the town hall stairs. BILL DEWEY (at the top of his lungs) Stop! The crowd stops and faces Bill. Buck is grasping onto the big Dewey head on the van. NANEFUA It's a bandit! Get him before he steals anything. The crowd starts rushing Bill. Steven hops in front of Bill. STEVEN Wait! The crowd halts again. MR. SMILEY Steven! Move outta the way my little man. We need to wreck that criminal! STEVEN The Purple Puma is wrestling again for one night only at the underground wrestling arena! Beat. NANEFUA What are we waiting for? The crowd rushes toward the underground wrestling arena. Town hall is left a mess. Pickett signs, trash, and Sour Cream and Jenny lay scattered on the ground. Buck hops down off the van and Bill rushes up to him. BILL DEWEY Buck! Are you okay?

34. BUCK DEWEY Yeah. I suppose I wasn't cut out for this mayor thing. (Scans his dad) Why are you wearing a bandit costume? BILL DEWEY Oh, this? I became a pro wrestler. BUCK DEWEY That's ill, Dad. BILL DEWEY Thanks son, but I'm not cut out for this wrestling thing either, I'm a politician. BUCK DEWEY Well you can have it back, I don't want to do this for another minute. BILL DEWEY Thank you. I should've helped you instead of running off like a little kid. BUCK DEWEY Yeah, that was pretty childish. Bill and Buck hug. SOUR CREAM (spaced out) Yo, that rave got way out of hand. JENNY I think Mr. Smiley stole my wallet. EXT. BEACH CITY SHORE - NEXT DAY Once again, only days later, the citizens of Beach City gather on the shore for the re-reelection. Sour Cream, Jenny, and Buck are all wearing "Elect Mayor Bill Dewey" shirts passing out Bill Dewey buttons. The backs of the shirts say "Sorry" on them. Steven, Connie, Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst arrive at the beach. Steven spots Lars, who is hunched down in his chair next to Sadie.

35. STEVEN Lars! Lars! LARS Oh no. Lars hunches down further in his seat. Steven runs up to Lars. STEVEN How did it go last night? Did you guys win? Lars has a broken arm. LARS I'm retiring from professional wrestling. SADIE He fell out of the ring and broke his arm. LARS Sadie! STEVEN At least you got to wrestle with one of your idols. LARS Whatever Steven, I don't need your ultra-positivity right now! Kofi gets on stage and everyone rushes to their seats. KOFI Well, thank you for gathering here today to recognize the impeachment of our current mayor, and the election of our new mayor. I would like to apologizeNANEFUA O.S Kofi, I swear, get on with it! KOFI Bill. The mayor is Bill. Thank you. Kofi gets off stage and Bill ecstatically runs on stage.

36. BILL DEWEY Good morning Beach City! Man it feels good to be up here again. In my time during Buck's term, I lived a full life. I did things very few others have done. And after all that, I'd still take it all back to be your mayor those extra few days. The audience awes at his lies. BILL DEWEY (cont'd) So, I want to get this city back up and running. I need to fix any mistakes my son has made. So please, help me, help you. NANEFUA Someone backed into my car, can you help me with that? BILL DEWEY Um, sure! Have you considered buffing out the damage?

END OF SHOW

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